The Answer Page #2

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This isn't creepy.

I don't get it.

What, what are we looking for?

The history of Virginia Ham.

Wait a sec.

Huh, dewey decimal.

I never thought that

would be useful again.

It should be here someplace.

The numbers run out.

I don't know if I'm ready for this.

Wait, wait.

What?

What if it's a bomb?

It doesn't sound like one.

It's not a Christmas present.

It is a Christmas present.

Whoa.

My folks never gave

me anything this cool.

Run!

Wait! Wait!

Just take it.

This is what you're looking for!

Please, just leave me alone!

Hey, what the...

Hold, hold it right there!

Come on!

He dodged a bullet.

Hey, how did you catch that guy's punch?

You were moving as fast as he did.

I was trying not to die.

Guess what.

You snore.

Wait, where's the, the ah, the...

Um, I was a bad girl.

I couldn't wait.

But, it wouldn't let me in.

It's a video.

Awesome, right?

Yeah.

Awesome.

It's great.

So?

I don't, how should I know?

I don't even know who's asking.

Try it.

What?

Somebody's messing with me.

Well, what's the answer?

No, there's no way anyone

could ever know that.

Hello.

I am...

I don't know how to start.

I, I didn't even know if you'd remember

that last birthday we spent together.

Dad?

I wish I could see you right now.

Wonder if you look more like Jos or me.

Look, I wanna explain everything

but I don't have a lot of time

and neither do you.

Now, there's something you need to know.

You and I are not normal.

You're a hybrid.

Our mission was to blend in,

to test for colonization.

Colonization?

Without success.

And then, I met Joselyn.

When you were born, somehow, amazingly,

you survived, a miracle.

I had to leave to make

sure that you were safe.

I'm so sorry that you had

to grow up without a family.

I know what that's like.

But they know about you now.

This video's a warning,

I just hope it reaches you in time.

Bridd.

No, don't!

Yeah!

Dad!

Are you happy?

Just leave me alone.

If it is true, it's amazing news.

Yeah, made my day.

He reached out.

After all this time.

It's a perfect family reunion.

Except for the part where

the dad tells his son

he's a f***ing alien.

I spent 20 years trying

to create a normal life.

Your normal life was not that great.

No, I know how it looks, Officer.

It's okay.

I'm a good alien.

This could be an opportunity.

I didn't ask for it.

I'd love to be special.

Be grateful that...

Piss off.

I didn't know which one I'd need to use.

Wait, my purse is in there.

Yeah the maid'll be thrilled.

Come on.

We've maybe had the shittiest day ever.

I've got an idea.

Hiking, yay!

Shut up.

I'm sorry.

It's just that, well,

messages from my parents, people dying.

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