The Angry Birds Movie

Synopsis: In the 3D animated comedy, The Angry Birds Movie, we'll finally find out why the birds are so angry. The movie takes us to an island populated entirely by happy, flightless birds - or almost entirely. In this paradise, Red (Jason Sudeikis, We're the Millers, Horrible Bosses), a bird with a temper problem, speedy Chuck (Josh Gad in his first animated role since Frozen), and the volatile Bomb (Danny McBride, This is the End, Eastbound and Down) have always been outsiders. But when the island is visited by mysterious green piggies, it's up to these unlikely outcasts to figure out what the pigs are up to. Featuring a hilarious, all-star voice cast that includes Bill Hader (Trainwreck, Inside Out), Maya Rudolph (Bridesmaids, Sisters), and Peter Dinklage (Game of Thrones), as well as Kate McKinnon (Saturday Night Live, Ghostbusters), Keegan-Michael Key (Key & Peele), Tony Hale (Veep, Arrested Development), Tituss Burgess (Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt), Ike Barinholtz (Neighbors, Sisters), Hanni
Production: Sony Pictures
  1 win & 7 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
97 min

We love and we live our lives

free from conflict and strife, sir.

We love the sound of our

own voice too, evidently.

Perhaps you've never heard the joke,

"Why don't birds fly?"

I'm going to tell you why.

Because, where else

would we ever want to go?

- Wow. Not a good joke.

- It kills me every time, guys.

So now, what am I

to make of the likes of you.

There seems to be

a recurring issue here.


I don't think I have an anger issue,

I think you got an anger issue.

- Oh.

- Oh.


is a weed growing in our garden.

And what do you do

when you find a weed?

I don't know.

But I bet you're going to tell me.

You pluck it out!

Oh my gosh.

Mr. Red.

When you moved your house

outside of our village,

did you notice that

nobody try to stop you?

Birds, they may smile

at you on the street

but, that doesn't mean

they like you.


Hey, you know what?

I got a question for you.

Are you aware that, that robe

you're wearing isn't fooling anybody?

We all see you prancing

along the street, your Honor.

And, you're what?

And I'm just approximating here.

Like an inch tall!


What are you doing?

- Viola.

- Ah-choo!

- What the?

- Daddy.

Mr. Red, given the

severity of the crimes,

I have no choice but to

impose the maximum penalty

allowed by the law.

Anger management class.


Pluck my life.

- Fresh worms, caught today.

- Huh?

Hey, Red.

How are you?

Oh, I'm horrible.

Oh. Hi, Red.

It's good to see you.

I wish I could

say the same.

- Ups-a-daisy

- Aw! Ow.

Thank you.


- Huh?

- Nm-mm.

- Let's go.

- Oh.

How are you, Suzie?

You good?

No running.

No running.

- Oop.

- Come on.


How's that nap schedule coming along?

Oh boy.

Y'guys ever thought about bird control.

Left, right, left, right,

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Jon Vitti

Jon Vitti (born 1960) is an American writer best known for his work on the television series The Simpsons. He has also written for the King of the Hill and The Critic series, and has served as a screenwriter or consultant for several animated and live-action movies, including Ice Age (2002) and Robots (2005). He is one of the eleven writers of The Simpsons Movie and also wrote the screenplays for the film adaptions Alvin and the Chipmunks, its sequel and The Angry Birds Movie. more…

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