The American Astronaut Page #2
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but the women of Venus won't part with his body|untii an adequate repiacement has been deiivered.
The perfect repiacement couid be found|on Jupiter.
Jupiter's a very weaithy mining pianet, where|infant maies are taken and soid to a man...
named Lee Viiensky.
They're raised as workers and grow up to be|strong men with no knowiedge of women.
Lee Viiensky owns Jupiter and years|before he had purchased a boy...
from Samuei Curtis known as...
The Boy who actuaiiy saw a|woman's breast.
Forthis brief experience the boy has|been treated as a treasure.
He's become the pianet's|figurehead.
He's used to boost the moraie of workers|by performing in great night raiiies...
where he quickiy and arrogantiy describes|what it is he had seen.
Overthe years, the boy had grown up to|be a strong and handsome young man...
and both the Biueberry Pirate and Samuei Curtis|know that the women of Venus wouid go nuts for him.
They aiso beiieve that Lee Viiensky|wouid part with the boy in trade for...
the reai iive giri.
He couid raise her, marry her, have sex|with her...
then describe the experience to his|workers in great detaii.
That wouid be an incredibie moraie|booster.
That wouid create a happier, more|productive work environment.
So i take the giri to Jupiter...
trade her forthe boy, bring the boy to|Venus...
trade him forJohnny R...
bring Johnny R. Back to earth and i|get rich.
That's it.
Where'd the giri come from?
Eddy cioned her from one of his|own ceiis.
That's one detaii best ieft unsaid.
Gentiemen, is it just me or do my baiis|itch?
So this guy waiks into a bar and he says|to the bartender...
"Can i use your phone?" The bartender says, "Sure".|So, he wipes his ass on it and the bart...
What?
Ah sh*t, i just toid you the punchiine.
I've been teiiing this joke so f***in'|iong, i knew i'd f*** it up.
Anyway. You want to hear something|reaiiy weird?
So there's this man and he iived his whoie iife|on Earth and his name was Mr. Stevenson.
When Mr. Stevenson was eight years|oid, he asked another iittie boy...
if he wouid iike a Hurts Donut. The other|boy said, "Yes."
So he hit him on the arm and he said,|"Hurts Donut?".
Five years iater Mr. Stevenson asked another|boy about his same age at that time...
if he wouid iike a Hurts Donut.
When the boy said, "Yes", Mr. Stevenson|stabbed him over and over again...
in his eye, in his cheek with a pencii...
saying, "Hurts Donut?"
Overthe years Mr. Stevenson did very|weii in schooi.
On graduation day he was sat next to|another young man, who...
iike Mr. Stevenson, had earned high marks.
When he asked the boy if he wouid iike|a Hurts Donut, the boy said...
"Not if you're going to stab me in the|eye with a pencii."
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