The Alchemist Cookbook Page #2

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this good sh*t, huh?

I don't even have a TV.

Man, I told you.

I bought all the

good sh*t, all right.

I brought a TV, and,

I got a VCR in the

back of my car.

What?

I asked for candles, man.

Sh*t. Brown box, man.

F*** you need candles for?

So you can get romantic

with your cat and sh*t?

Did you get the

phosphate powder?

Nigga, yes, all right.

I got the good sh*t,

phosphate number 12.

I swiped you a whole bunch of

littleass dishes too, so...

Damn, I needed soap.

Brown bag, man.

Sh*t, I ought to got your

ass a couple razors too,

'cause nigga you look

like a goddamn mustache,

hobo-face ass lookin'

ass, stinkin' nigga.

I still don't see my pills.

Yellow bag, man.

I don't see a f***in'

yellow bag here.

Man, sh*t.

Oh, sh*t.

Sh*t, what do you mean, sh*t?

You didn't bring 'em?

I thought I had it here.

I packed it with the

eggs in the yellow bag.

There are no eggs here.

I don't see a yellow bag.

Motherf***er.

Look, you gotta come

back with those today.

I need those.

Oh, hell Na.

That's an hour and

a half each way.

Look man, you already got

enough chemicals and bullshit

in your head anyway, all right?

Your brain is fried.

Cortez, I'm serious.

I need my f***in' pills.

Look, nigga.

You trippin'.

I'm out.

Peace, Cas.

F***!

I'm sorry.

Anyone home?

This one, right here.

This what I'm about to do.

I'm gonna talk to that demon!

Maybe tonight!

And I'm gonna give

him whatever he wants!

F*** you!

I'll give him my f***in' teeth!

I don't care!

I'll give him my

whole f***in' body!

I don't care!

Cas, it's Christmas.

Oh, wake up.

Come get your presents.

Oh, I'm excited.

What did Santa get

Sean this year?

O, let's see.

I don't know.

Which one should I open first?

Okay, this one.

A new telescope?

Now I can see you.

Ha ha.

What else did I get?

Uh, let's see.

Um.

X-ray glasses?

Oh my god.

This is the best Christmas ever.

Pss, pss, ss, ss.

I hear you, you know!

All right, you ready?

I'm ready.

Belial, hear me!

This human form,

which I was born,

I now repent.

Der vita eterna.

Dinatrum equilium ve estra.

Yodhe vodhe.

Es vita.

Donatrum.

Es vita.

Sorry.

I'm sorry.

Hominum etservis deoculum.

Ovum devera sereptums.

Yo! Yo, Sean.

Open up, man. It's me.

Yo! Man, open up!

Hurry the f*** up, man!

Come on, sh*t.

Yo, it's me, man.

Open the f***in' door, dog.

Nigga, I can see you, nigga.

Open the door, man, sh*t.

Yo, come on, man.

Open up.

Yo, what up, nigga.

What are you doing here?

Man, what the f***

you doing in here?

Got it smellin' like raw

ass in this motherf***er.

You got devil stars up and sh*t.

Nigga, what the f*** is you

doing in this motherf***er, dog?

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