The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert: The Bus from Blooperville Page #4
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- 2005
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Think I'll let you get all the attention?
No chance.
Come on girls,
lets go shopping.
For Christ's sake...
I love these hats.
You have got to be kidding.
Welcome to Mario's Palace.
Come in.
What can I do for you?
Would you like a room Madame?
Subtle.
Oh tackorama!
Who the hell does all the
painting around here?
Someone with no arms or right foot
by the look of it.
For goodness sake,
get down off that crucifix.
Someone needs the wood.
What have we here?
What fun.
Baby bottles of booze.
Gather round girls,
I'll show you a trick.
You drink the gin...
Fill the bottle up with water
and put it back in the fridge.
Va t'em vous.
What about the scotch?
That's where the complimentary tea bags
come in handy.
- Very clever.
- Cheers girls.
And congratualtions Mitzi darling.
You did it.
One lap of the Broken Hill
main drag in drag!
That'll teach you to take on the
Fairmont Boys School snap champion.
Here's to getting
off the f***ing bus.
Chookers!
So, all dolled up
and nowhere to go.
Well I sure as sh*t have no intention
of sitting here all evening.
I'm in.
Oh alright.
Here's hoping they have
Hello.
Could I please have a Stoli and tonic,
a bloody Mary
and a lime Daiquiri please?
Well, look what the cat dragged in!
What do we've got here?
Where did you ladies
come in from?
Uranus?
Could I please have a...?
No! You can't have nothing!
We got nothing here
for people like you. Nothing!
Now listen here you mullet.
Why don't you just light your tampon
and blow your box apart,
because it's the only bang
you're ever going to get sweetheart.
Now what could be more soothing
than coming home after
a hard day down the mine
to the woman in us all.
Now don't send any money...
Sh*t,
all I can see are
female impersonators.
This has got to be a first.
Nobody has ever out drunk old Shirl before.
Where did you learn to
throw them back like that?
That's our girl Bernadette.
I just knew that stumbling around the pub circuit
with Les Girls for 200 years
must have taught her something.
- You're a bloody marvel Bernie.
- Bernadette please.
- What was that?
- My name isn't Bernie.
She said her name isn't Bernie...
It's Ralph.
Come on.
What did you call me?
What did you call me what?
What did you call me
back there, in the bar?
Sorry. Ralph.
You f***ing idiot!
Oh, the f***!
Don't touch me!
You f***ing...
Only my f***ing head.
The lump on your head
is bigger than your prick.
Why don't you f*** off
you stupid old b*tch?
Oh, stop it little f*ggot.
- ???
- If your mouth were as big as your dick
you wouldn't have any problem.
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