The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert: The Bus from Blooperville

9 min

Sun in wintertime

We will do just fine

Where the skies are blue

this is what we're gonna do

We will love the beach

We will learn and teach

Change our pace of life

We will work and strive

Four fat trannies

working on the wall.

And if one fat tranny

should accidentally fall.

Oh, my darling, Clementine.

How long have we been on the road?

Four and a half hours,

Christ. I've got a splitting

headache already

Happy hour!

- Mother's Ruin pour moi!

- Long Island tea.

And a Stoli and tonic for me.

- Stupid cow.

- You have to listen to this one.

After we did the Abba show,

Kevin had one of those

- liposuction penis enlargements.

- He didn't?

You know what they do?

They siphon all the fat

out of your love handles

and actually inject it

into your wing wang.

I suppose it gives a whole new meaning

to "cracking a fat" though doesn't it?

Oh, listen to yourselves.

You sound like two fat slags

at a pie bake off.

Your contribution to the conversation

hasn't exactly made headlines, Bernice.

Gee, poor Kevin's dick.

There can't be much room down there with

his brain taking up so much space already.

No. I'll join this conversation

on the provision

that we stop bitching

about people,

talking about wigs,

dresses, bust sizes,

penises, drugs, night clubs,

and bloody Abba.

Doesn't give us much to talk

about then does it?

Can you confirm a rumor for me?

Is it true that her

real name is Ralph?

How do you like your

little boys, girls?

You don't have to answer

that if you don't want to.

Oh My God.

What is this? Outback

with benny Hill?

Just leave mine outside

the door at about 8 am

along with orange juice

and toast please.

Why certainly Madame. And would

you like vegemite or Jam with that?

Knock knock.

Room Service.

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