The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert: The Bus from Blooperville Page #3
- Year:
- 2005
- 9 min
- 1,814 Views
Anyone else?
No. Witchety grub. Your turn.
I spy with my little eye
something beginning with "R".
Rectum?
Ring pirate?
Road?
Alright. What's the matter with you?
- Nothing darling.
- Don't darling me, darling.
Look at you. You've got
a face like a cat's arse.
- Come on. Fess up.
- I'm just worried about the show, that's all.
- Like, we haven't done any rehearsals yet and...
- We've got two weeks for Christ's sake.
That's plenty of time to rehearse.
Now what is your problem?
It's not a problem. I just want this show
to be good. That's all. It's got to be good.
How the f*** did you get
this job Mitzi my darling?
I mean, who is this fish who runs this bloody
hotel in the middle of nowhere anyway?
- Your mother?
- No, my wife.
What? Don't tell me you've got an ex-boyfriend
tucked away out here somewhere.
No. My wife. I'm married.
And when the joint bank account
ran dry after a couple of years
wedding ring to mine.
So no drama.
We swapped and
called it a day.
This is getting too weird.
You and a woman?
What did she used to do for kicks?
Put a bucket over your head
and swing off the handle?
You know there are two things I don't like
about you Felicia... Your face.
So how about shutting both of them.
Well at least this explains
your abysmal batting average Mitz.
dance card was so empty.
I take it you never
got a divorce then?
Well girls, what can I say?
Here's to a secret very well kept.
Shame it's not going to
stay that way. Isn't it?
Got any more surprises
you'd like to share with us?
Haven't got any kids stashed away
out there as well have you?
Look. I haven't lied about anything.
After six years I get a phone call
out of nowhere screaming for help.
And Christ knows I owe her a couple of favours.
I'm sorry that I never told you.
I'm not sorry that you're here.
I'm as jealous as hell.
What?
So was it a big wedding?
Get lots of pressies did we?
I just wish I was
old enough to be there.
I would have bought you a lovely matching set
of hers and hers bath mats.
- Give it a rest.
- Not on your life.
Mitzi the magnificent
and her blushing bride.
Mowing those lawns must have been
All right Felicia, that's enough.
Let's put some money in that
seething cesspool mouth of yours.
If I win this game, you will
never mention my wife,
ever, in my presence again. OK?
- And if I win?
- Name your price.
Well now, what would I like more than
anything in the world?
Snap, better be quick.
What the f*** am I doing?
Take that bloody frock off Felicia.
Don't make it worse than it is.
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