The Adventures of Pluto Nash Page #3

If Crater gets his way,

they'll turn the Moon into a big casino.

You can't sell your club until I make

enough money to get back home.

I'll let him know the next time he calls

that you got to get your money first.

- You all right? You okay?

- Yeah.

- What happened?

- I don't know!

Come on.

Bruno!

Bomb detonated. Evacuate.

Evacuate.

Bomb detonated.

Evacuate.

Look at this, Bruno!

Look what they did to my place!

Pluto!

Damn!

- Let's get them.

- No. Stay here with her!

- Bruno, I think that's one of them.

- I'll intercept the call.

"Nash is alive. He took off after Jimmy,

who's headed for the Vac.

"Be ready for him."

What's the Vac?

The Perfect Vacuum, at the corner

of Glenn Avenue and Fifth. Why?

Didn't you hear the phone call?

I'm sorry, I cannot listen and hear

at the same time.

You see, I'm a '63.

Only later models can do that!

- Pluto's in trouble. Come on.

- Trouble?

- Is that as fast as you go?

- I'm a '63! I'm at top speed!

Get out of the way!

Reset. Reset. Reset.

You try to shake me down,

then you blow up my club?

You blew up my wood barstools!

You know how hard it is

to get wood on the Moon?

Sh*t!

You want to play games?

You have to shoot around your boy!

It's easier to shoot through him.

Sh*t!

- Pluto, it's a trap!

- Yeah, no kidding!

Did you ever shoot a gun before?

Time to go, Bruno!

All clear, boss!

Come on!

Bruno, heel!

- You are really something, you know that?

- Thank you.

You walked right into a trap

any idiot could see from a mile away.

I was walking right out

until you came along.

- Really?

- Yes, really.

You put your neck on the line.

I appreciate that.

In the future, not that there'll be a future,

if I need your help, I'll ask.

Don't worry about it,

I'm getting out of here.

I saved your life twice. You could at least

loan me enough money to get home.

I would, but they'll be looking for you

at every bus station and shuttle launch.

Me? They don't even know

what I look like.

Every club in this city

has a biometric camera system.

They took hundreds of pictures of you.

They know what you look like.

The only way you're going home now

is in a box.

That's just great. Now what?

After you.

Hey, Roy.

Pluto! What are you doing here?

My place is getting redecorated

and I need a place overnight.

Sure! 3D. The code is 4-5-7.

Thanks, Roy.

So, this is the Garden of Paradise.

My, my.

If this is too glitzy for you...

...tomorrow we can get a room

at the Garden of Eden.

They've got a bathroom on every floor.

I hate the Moon.

Do you know why Mooners

can't stand Earthlings?

You think everything on Earth is better

and can't stop talking about it.

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