The Adventures of Panda Warrior

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In the time of the

warlords, battles raged.

Countries invaded each other.

Crime and aggression

became a way of life.

Day to day existence

was difficult.

Entire populations

were starving.

There was no more

peace to be found.

No peace anywhere in the world.

Hey! Think you're

a great fighter?

Uh-uh.

- You wanna get hurt?

- Uh-uh.

Then why are you asleep

right in the middle

of my training?

Huh?

Captain, sir.

No, I wasn't really sleeping.

I was just closing my eyes,

that I could gain

more insight, you see.

Oh, is that true?

You gain more insight?

Absolutely.

OK. Then go ahead.

Uh. Sorry, sir.

I mean, yes, sir.

All right. Show me.

I want you to attack

me with your insight.

Hyah!

Hyah!

What are you doing?

I'm warming up.

- You warmed up now?

- Not yet.

Let's go!

If you don't come at me soon,

then I'll just have

to hit you first!

Huh?

Ridiculous.

How do you plan to fight the

enemy and protect your country?

Uh, why must we

fight each other?

If we can live

together in harmony,

then there's no reason to fight.

- We can live in peace.

- Not true.

There is no peace here.

Peace doesn't exist.

The world as we know it is hard!

You're wrong. There is a place

without any war.

A peaceful place where

people live in harmony,

and it's called Merryland.

Grandpa, I'll prove

that Merryland really does exist.

And I'll prove that my

grandpa never lied to me.

Ah. What a beautiful

meteor shower.

Wait a minute!

Ahhh!

Hurry, men! Go!

The enemy is near!

Get ready!

But, sir, it's the enemy! Run!

You coward! How can you retreat

at a time like this?

Ah!

Don't chase me!

Somebody, somebody help!

Grandpa, it won't be long now.

I'll see you soon.

Ah, ah, ah!

Ah, ah, ah!

Ah, this must be heaven.

It's so beautiful here.

- Aggh! Pig?

- Uh-huh. That's right.

Wait. A talking pig?

Why not? Well, if a panda

can talk, then why can't I?

Huh?

Wait.

A talking panda?

Where? What panda?

I don't see any pandas here.

How 'bout now?

Oh, wow. It's a panda.

What's a panda bear

doin' in that thing?

It's called a mirror.

A mirror?

Mirrors are made of glass.

Hmm. Well,

this one's special.

Oh.

Oh, no! You sure it's a mirror?

- Yep.

- No, that can't be me!

Mmm-hmm.

This makes no sense.

I'm not a panda,

and there's no such thing

as pigs who can talk.

Impossible!

Huh. He really

doesn't know how to fly?

Hi-yah!

Hey! You bumped into me.

Sorry. I didn't

know you were there.

Help!

Wait a minute.

Where am I?

Wow. Is this place for real?

Whoa.

Ahh! What a weird dream!

Where'd I get these mittens?

And what's with this

black and white fur suit?

Don't tell me I really

turned into a panda?

Can you see my tail?

Is it back there?

We're wasting a

lot of time here.

I have things to do.

Noooo! What do I do now?

I don't want to be a panda.

Put me back the way I was.

Chill. Everything

will be fine.

Now that I saved you.

I've never seen a place like this before.

Where am I?

This is Merryland.

Huh?

Did you say Merryland?

What, are you deaf?

Of course. Where else

did you think we were? Hmm?

Merryland really exists.

Grandpa told me the truth.

All right, it's true! Ha ha!

Hey, is something

wrong with your butt?

You gonna be all right?

Yeah, sure.

Uh-huh.

Thanks. I guess I should

introduce myself.

I'm Patrick.

Who are you?

- Peggy Skyflyer.

- Peggy Skyflyer?

- Yep.

- So you can really fly?

Why is that so surprising?

Hmm. Yeah, right.

I guess nothing should be

surprising at this point.

Exactly. You're a

talking panda after all.

But I wasn't a panda before.

I have no idea why I

turned into a panda

all of the sudden.

Oh, I see. So maybe

you're not a real panda.

Huh? Looks real to me.

What else do you call

a black-and-white bear?

But are you the

legendary Panda Warrior?

Huh? Panda Warrior?

Hmm. Well, it's pretty

hard to imagine you

as much of a warrior.

Yeah, yeah. Not so much.

Ha ha. You got yourself

the wrong panda.

Now! Whaaa!

Oooh, whaaa!

And, launch!

Gross! That is so stinky!

Ah! Whoo!

Well, would you look at that?

Who knew?

Pigs really can fly!

Well, of course.

See ya, panda!

I'm on a mission.

Got a lot to do.

Wowee!

It's beautiful here.

Merryland is such

a wonderful place.

Hey, there.

Huh?

Oh, well, hi.

What's that?

Oh, hey.

How's it goin', guys?

Hey, ah...

- Hee-ya!

- Not again!

Help!

Hiyah!

Wow.

That was amazing,

but why were they attacking me?

The Phantom Army Cats

are all mind-controlled.

- Phantom Army?

- Mmm-hmm.

By the Evil Master.

What? But wait.

I thought Merryland was

supposed to be a place

of peace and harmony.

It was many years ago.

Why isn't it anymore?

Unfortunately, most of Merryland

is under the control

of the Evil Master.

It's no longer the

paradise it once was.

Isn't there anyone who

can defeat the Evil Master?

No. No one has been able to.

The only one who

can is a true hero.

And who's that?

The legendary Panda Warrior.

Oh. Hmm.

You may be a panda,

but you're certainly no warrior.

Hmm.

That's what I've

been tryin' to tell ya.

Hey! Not so fast!

Hey, where you goin'?

Ah, oh, oh!

All right.

Why are you following me?

Uh, well.

I'm afraid the Phantom

Army will come back

and you don't want me

joining up with them, do ya?

I can tell you're a

really nice person.

Otherwise, you wouldn't

have saved me, would ya?

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