Thank you, Grandmama.
In a foul mood, Granny tromps up into the attic.
You kids are going to have to kill
your own breakfast this morning.
Wednesday opens a cigar box. Inside the box are assorted
human and animal teeth, fangs and dentures, along with acollection of glass eyes. Wednesday drops her tooth inthe box.
5 OMITTED 5
A6 INT. GOMEZ AND MORTICIA'S BEDROOM - SAME TIME A6
Gomez takes Morticia in his arms. As she languidlydrapes herself across his chest, she is caught in asudden shaft of sunlight. She squints. On the bedside
table beside her, Morticia's OVERSIZED CARNIVOROUS
Gomez... the sun... il me perce
comme un poignard.
Tish... that's French!
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He kisses his way up to her neck, then, suddenlybursting with enthusiasm and a sense of purpose, LEAPSfrom the bed, drawing his bedside saber from its sheathand BRANDISHING it at the offending beam.
En garde monsieur sole!
He thrusts and parries, pantomiming a duel with theshaft of light.
Last night, you were... unhinged.
You were like some desperate,
howling demon. You frightened me.
Do it again.
Gomez, instantly aflame.
6 EXT. ROOFTOP - SAME TIME 6
Granny delivers a swift kick to her fog machine.
Lousy bucket of bolts...!
The FOG MACHINE, straight out of a Jules Verne nightmare,
is malfunctioning this morning, struggling to churnout its patches of fog.
7 INT./EXT. MORTICIA AND GOMEZ'S BEDROOM - SAME TIME 7
At the window, Gomez pokes his head out. In the
background, Morticia brushes her hair with a silverfiligree brush.