The Absent Minded Professor Page #2
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A breakthrough, Charlie!
Discovered. Substance "X."
In appearance, subscribes
to classical requirements
of metastable compound,
but whose behavior
is distinctly nonclassical.
Hypothesis. The application
of an external force
triggers a molecular change,
liberating energy
of a type previously unknown.
I suppose you think
these are just rubber balls.
Or maybe a flying rubber ball.
But you know what
this really is?
Of course you don't.
We just discovered it.
We've got to give it a name.
Let's see.
Flying rubber.
Flying rubber.
Flubber?
All right.
Substance "X."
We dub thee "Flubber."
If Flubber's going
to be of any use,
we've got to control it, right?
So, you take an ordinary
radioactive isotope.
Now a sliding shutter
to let the right amount
of gamma rays through
to bombard the Flubber.
Now, we put it under here
so that we can bombard
to trigger
the molecular change.
Which is more scientific
than kicking it
or bouncing it around the room.
All right.
Here we go.
Eureka!
It works.
Perfect control.
Now we ease off
on the gamma rays.
And back to Earth.
Light as a daisy.
Just as I thought.
Just as I thought, Charlie.
Weight makes
absolutely no difference.
Just shoot up
Isn't that wonderful,
Charlie?
Professor!
Are you still here?
What about the wedding?
I can still make it.
It's 5 minutes to 8:00.
Yes, 5 minutes to 8:00.
In the morning.
In the morning?
No.
No, I didn't do it again.
I got to go and see Betsy
and tell her what happened.
I know what you're thinking.
But don't you worry.
Everything's gonna be all right.
When I tell Betsy what I've
done, she's gonna be happy.
Oh. Mrs. Chatsworth.
Don't you tell a soul,
but I've discovered Flubber.
That poor, poor girl.
DAGGETT:
Are you sureit was wise to come in today?
I'm perfectly all right.
the Auld Lang Syne loan company,
et cetera, et cetera.
My dear Mr. Hawk...
During the past few days,
I have been disturbed by rumors
that you plan to take our campus
and construct
Oh, surely he wouldn't.
Not even Mr. Hawk.
Let's hope not, my dear.
The situation requires
delicate handling.
But he's an alumnus.
My dear girl,
our esteemed alumnus
to the college.
That loan is overdue,
and Mr. Hawk has us,
if you'll forgive a pertinent
expression, over a barrel.
However, my dear Mr. Hawk,
I am quite confident
that I can demonstrate
how an extension of your loan
would be in the best interest
to all of us.
I'd like to suggest a meeting
at the earliest opportunity
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