The ABCs of Death 2 Page #3

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Ahh, sh*t, twat.

What are you doing in there?

Oh, I'm here every night -

and you keep me awake all night.

With your wanking and your farting.

Twat!

Are you trying to look like me?

Yes, is that alright?

- What have you got on your finger?

- I got this in Chad.

It's for opening mollusks -

and I'm absolutely loving it.

Hey, that's my catch phrase.

What is your f***ing problem,

Granddad?

You are my f***ing problem.

You've been staying with me

for a whole year now -

and you're cramping my style.

I heard you, on the phone

calling me a wanker.

Me, a wanker.

You don't know how that hurts.

Look, can you see anything

that I could wank with?

Can you? Can you? Can you?

Can you?

Ma! Die!

We're f***ing old!

Give us our money!

Die, b*tch!

Aw, f***!

You want your inheritance?

Eat this!

Go on! Take it!

Let's end this goddamn thing!

- Why me? She should take it!

- No way!

The eldest should take it!

Motherfuckers!

Want me to get as

old as that wrinkly b*tch?

Let me rest now.

I'm one hundred and

twenty years old.

Take it, please!

F***ing old c*nt!

We don't want your stone!

Take it with you to hell!

I should get this house.

Chita, you get the beach house.

Brother, I also want

the beach house.

Get cash instead.

My share should be in cash.

Who wants my stamp collection?

Inheritance my ass!

Die already! Please!

I'll pick the casket.

Somebody call the lawyer.

You can have the beach house.

Chita, you're getting cash instead.

Dad!

Dad!

You deceitful demon!

Come forth, deceitful demon!

Manifest yourself!

Come out!

In the name of Jesus!

Be gone, demon!

Be gone!

Be gone, Satan!

In the name of Jesus!

Be gone, demon!

Out you come, fiend!

God!

Out Seven Darknesses!

Out Tranca Rua!

Out Ze Pilintra!

Transform, Lord,

this Sodom into a New Jerusalem!

There's disease inside of you.

And we brought you here to cure it.

Do not resist the love of God, boy!

The Evil One set down

a dwelling in you.

But we cast out

his spirit of depravity!

Accept this! Accept this!

Don't turn your face to Jesus!

He sees all your filth!

Yours and that other f*ggot's.

Only that one's already gone down.

He's burning in hell now.

This is Satan mocking us!

That's a trick, Reverend.

This here is war, Reverend!

No! No! No! N...

LOVE IS THE LAW:

I'd be scared to get one of those.

Hurts too much.

F*** the pain!

God of Mercy...

I brand this lamb...

with your holy cross -

so that he remembers your love...

But also your wrath!

LOVE IS THE LAW:

You are not to tell the King

what the Diviner has said.

I, Esagho, will tell him that his

son has to be sacrificed.

For the women in this harem

to have more male children.

My Queen!

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