The ABCs of Death 2

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Okay.

No.

Come on.

Hey, boys, look at this.

Put the cards down, you cunts.

That's it, touch her hair.

Go on. Go on.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Two f*ckin' beautiful faces.

Kiss her.

Yeah. That's it.

Yeah. F*ckin' tits.

Don't f*ckin' care.

What is that f*cking smell?

Would it kill you to smile?

F*ckin' $6,000 a month to rent

this place and it stinks like shit.

Hi, I'm Peter Toland,

welcome to "Toland's World".

This week we're in Elderberry Vale

in Nottinghamshire, -

a thriving stretch

of classic English countryside, -

home to literally thousands

of indigenous plants and animals, -

including a 400-year-old

badger sett, -

which has crisscrossed this hill

for untold generations.

But in the last two years, the

badgers have disappeared because -

a shadow has fallen across this hill,

a shadow in the form of this...

Are you gonna pan off me?

Hello?

Are you going to pan

to the power station? Or...

Yeah OK, cut!

Sorry, Peter we gotta cut there.

No-no, don't cut.

Do not cut.

What's happening?

Sorry, we lost focus

a few times earlier so...

Yeah? We lost focus or you,

you lost focus?

I... I could... I could do

with another crack at that, Peter.

- Sorry, yes.

- Could you? Another crack.

Well, what's going on?

You lost focus.

That's the whole point.

That's your job, isn't it, Brian?

We just didn't realize -

you were going to move around

so much so...

Of course I move around,

that's my style.

There were some

quite large movements.

We could whack down a sausage

for you, Peter, if that's...

I don't want a sausage.

Shove it up your ass!

No... Look, all I meant was,

maybe there's...

No, look, Don, let me explain

how this works, OK?

It's John.

Whatever your name is.

I move around, you follow me.

That's the way it works on

Toland's World, it's like a dance.

- OK?

- Yeah I get it.

So should we cut now

and go again, or...

No... no, I say cut,

that's how it works on the show.

OK? I call cut and

until then we keep filming.

You got that?

Right, that's how we roll.

- Alright? Good.

- OK, yeah.

Prick.

Look, honestly,

don't worry about it.

It's just a little

alpha male display -

and it'll all blow over,

I swear to you.

Look, he knows you worked

with Attenborough, right?

So he just feels,

he just feels a bit threatened.

Oh, right, it's all about

the Silver Leopard Awards.

Yeah, he's a bit raw.

Well done though.

Good work. Really good work.

- Yeah, cheers.

- What, so does he think he should -

have won them or...?

- He's been nominated three times, -

and now he thinks

Attenborough's rigging it.

I know, I know.

What was that?

Hang on, let me listen,

let me listen, hang on.

Greedy little buggers.

Whoa.

You still...

You getting this, Brian?

Yeah... the badgers.

Having fun are we? Big fun.

Fun times. Clue me in.

Let's have a laugh.

- Peter, the badgers are still here.

- The badgers are still...

No, the badgers are dead because of

the toxins from the power station.

That's what the episode is about.

- Look, we put the...

- Put what?

I don't think we should

carry on filming.

Listen, you. Who are you anyway? You

waltz in here at the last minute, -

calling the shots.

- I didn't waltz in anywhere. You...

I don't want to hear

any more from you, OK?

But listen, Peter.

Can you hear me?

I mean is this for real?

Of course it's real,

and it's gonna get more real, -

because someone's gonna

get punched in a minute.

Look, please.

Listen Peter,

I'm just trying to help.

I do not wanna hear

one more word from you.

Shall I text you? Or...?

Oh. Ow.

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