The 60 Yard Line Page #2

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needs above theirs.

Hang on, I gotta take this.

Amy, I'm sorry to be

the hard-ass new boss,

it's just I need you to...

Oh, you're on the phone.

- Are you on hold?

- Yeah.

No, you know what?

I'm gonna take care of it.

It's not that big a deal.

You have every right

to be on the phone.

You have as much right as a man.

Okay.

[Debbie] To get in my Butkus.

Oh, hey.

What's so funny?

Uh, one of our clients

got denied parole.

- Oh.

- Anyway, what were

we talking about?

Um, oh yeah, what a piece

- of sh*t my brother is.

- He's not.

He even said he had a little

surprise for me later.

The only time my

brother surprises anyone

is when he acts like an adult,

and I have yet to be surprised.

[Zagger laughing and screaming]

You realize we're

watching practice, right?

Dude, when third

string is running

Gun Normal-Y-Flex-Tight

on first down scenarios,

they are confident.

The depth chart is solid.

I think they are big

game capable this season.

Yeah, well, the

conference championship

is running right

through Chicago,

- obviously.

- No. No, no.

I forecasted the Bears

to finish sub 500

due to lack of run support.

So, what's the

surprise for Amy tonight?

Oh, I'm gonna

put a deposit down

at that really nice Bayfront

resort for the reception.

- Nice.

- [Ben] Right?

Love the cheese curds there.

Whoop, sorry.

Whoops, my bad.

Mark Tauscher, right tackle.

The 224th pick of the seventh

round of the 2000 draft,

born June 17th, 1977 in

Auburndale, Wisconsin.

Wears a size 15 shoe, favorite

movie is Kindergarten Cop.

Can you, uh, can you sign, can

you sign, sign this for me?

75 man roster, hand-written.

Uh, yeah, sure.

Can you make it

out to Miss Hot Back?

- Miss Hot Back.

- That's my wife.

Fianc.

- I'm sure you'll figure it out.

- Yeah.

- We are figuring it out, and...

- Yeah, Bears.

Uh, does anyone ever call

you The Tausch Mahal?

- That's not funny.

- Uh, no.

Yeah, he does open mics,

stand-up, so down, uh...

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- Good.

- Good.

All right, yes. So, uh, so yeah,

keep stepping in the bucket.

Pullin', pullin' and crushin',

active feet, elbows in.

Sure. Will do.

Take care.

He's huge.

I don't know what

his problem was.

I thought Tausch Mahal was gold.

[Ben] Could this

day get any better?

Are you boys lost?

Dumb? Or both?

This house for sale?

No, the house in

China directly under us,

through the Earth.

As in somebody could buy it

and live in it, right next to...

People don't give

up these houses.

I got a few questions for ya.

First, what's your

name, old-timer?

- Rick Warner.

- Okay, that was an easy one.

Second question,

what is your deal?

I'm too old for

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