The 4 Musketeers Page #2

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- Really? What?

- Champagne.

- French?

Of course, not Russian!

- She really drinks a lot?

- Yes.

About two bottles of wine a day!

Not really a lot. Two bottles of wine!

If it was vodka!

A Russian woman should be able

to drink a litre of vodka.

Right! My friend can drink all on her own.

And afterwards go...

you know... out on the catwalk.

- Is she a model?

- Yes.

And you go out on the catwalk too?

No. I'm in a different business.

- Interesting, what kind?

- Advertising.

- What do you advertise?

- Different stuff.

Right now there's this Japanese device.

A home appliance?

No... it's this device...

- Can I have another cigarette?

- Sure.

This absolutely new device...

For...

For improving your health at work.

- Something like an air ionizer?

- Almost.

But an absolutely new generation.

You hook it up to the socket in the office,

in a few minutes it generates these waves,

and it works very nicely, right away.

People don't get tired, there's no aggravation,

I really didn't believe it at first.

Work is work though.

Before I advertised air conditioners,

now this device.

Then I took one to try myself,

and put it on at home.

- And how was it?

- It really helped.

Usually I get up - and everything's wrong,

I want to cuss everything.

You ride around all day,

work, sign stuff...

I was in a good mood!

The Japanese really do know how to make stuff.

What's it called?

In Japanese it's called 'Chao van.'

'Chao van?'

Yes. It's the name of a Japanese bird.

You know, the one they worship.

- A crane?

- No.

Different bird... there's a picture of it,

it's bluish with this reddish tail.

Lives up in their forests, or mountains.

- It only sings at night.

- Like an owl?

No. When it sings,

all the Japanese start to feel much better.

Sleep?

In general. They even cry in their sleep.

- In their sleep!

- 'Chao van.' Never heard of it.

Have you sold a lot of them?

Around one and a half thousand.

- Maybe you could give us one?

- I'd be pleased to.

Just leave your phone number.

Well, you won't be able to

get through to the Lubyanka.

Better if you gave me yours.

Okay.

Damn, left my cards in the office as usual.

Let me give you my number.

Marina Borisovna.

Call from nine to seven.

When I'm not away,

I'm always in the office.

Or, well, leave a message with the secretary.

Thanks.

You want another drink?

Okay. Only something else.

- Champagne?

- Okay.

Hey, wake up.

I'm not sleeping.

So cheers! Marina Borisovna.

- What's your name?

- Oleg Nikolayevich

And yours?

Just Vladimir.

Well than Oleg Nikolayevich

and 'just Vladimir',

Let's go with the flow!

- Or rather - tune in.

- Not like in the army, though.

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