The 40-Year-Old Virgin

Synopsis: Andy at the age of 40 still hasn't had sex. He lets his secret slip at a poker game with his buds from work. After the revealing all his friends are on a mission to help get him laid. Along the way Andy meets a nice mom, Trish, and they fall head over heels for each other.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Judd Apatow
Production: Universal Pictures
  10 wins & 19 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.1
Metacritic:
73
Rotten Tomatoes:
85%
R
Year:
2005
116 min
$109,243,478
Website
669 Views

to get the brochure

that she requested.

I apologize,

but it's too late.

The transaction

has been completed.

Then you're gonna give me

half the commission.

You'll receive

none of the commission.

I need to talk to Paula.

This is crazy.

This is bullshit.

Every time I make a sale,

you go crying to Paula.

How about Jesse Jackson?

Old Jesse needs a cause.

Sick of you poaching

my customers.

I'm sick of your

crybaby bullshit.

You wanna take this

shit outside? Just take it

outside and squash it?

Let's stay inside,

so everybody can see

what a pussy you have, okay?

Because when I remove

the blade I keep in my boot

from its sheath...

I can't return it

until it has spilled blood.

Look, listen to me.

You are f*cking

with the wrong n*gger.

Hey! You're f*cking with

the wrong sun-n*gger, okay?

Dude, I will hang your old ass

by your turban.

Turban now? Do you see

any f*cking turban here?

Do I talk like a turban guy?

Do I say, "Hey, Jay,

do you want a Slurpee?

You want a Slurpee?"

F*ck you, okay?

I was born in Brooklyn.

Brooklyn, okay?

My accent is a f*cking

Brooklyn accent, okay? Okay?

All right, man.

Calm down, dude.

Look, you still covering

my shift on Friday or what?

If I can keep this commission,

with pleasure.

Cool, then. All right, pop.

No problem.

How about Andy?

No.

Come on, man.

We need, what,

five guys...

to play a decent

poker game, right?

Yeah.

If we cancel this,

I'm gonna have to go...

to some stupid-ass

birthday party with Jill...

and that shit

ain't happening.

No.

(David)

Why not?

He's a really nice guy and all

but I'm pretty sure that...

he is a serial murderer.

Who cares, man?

He's a nice guy.

I just wanna get drunk,

f*cked up,

and play some cards.

That's great.

Look, I don't wanna

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Judd Apatow

Judd Apatow (; born December 6, 1967) is an American producer, writer, director, actor and stand-up comedian. He is the founder of Apatow Productions, through which he produced and developed the television series Freaks and Geeks, Undeclared, Girls, Love, and Crashing and directed the films The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005), Knocked Up (2007), Funny People (2009), This Is 40 (2012), and Trainwreck (2015). Apatow's work has won numerous awards including a Primetime Emmy Award, a Hollywood Comedy Award, and an AFI Award for Bridesmaids (2011). His films have also been nominated for Grammy Awards, PGA Awards, Golden Globe Awards, and Academy Awards.His producing credits include Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004), Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006), Superbad (2007), Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008), Pineapple Express (2008), Get Him to the Greek (2010), Bridesmaids (2011), The Five-Year Engagement (2012), Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (2013), Begin Again (2014), Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (2016), and The Big Sick (2017). more…

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