That Thing You Do! Page #4

It's all right!

You're a lucky man!

[Guitar Solo]

[Cheering]

Oh, my goodness!

That was fantastic!

That was way

too fast, man.

It's a ballad!

You're right.

No, it was great!

It was great!

Oh, that's wicked!

That's sure wicked!

The O-neders

are the champions!

Because they do

That Thing You Do!

That was great!

That was great, you guys!

Come over here.

I wanna talk to you.

You ever been

to Villapiano's?

What, the spaghetti place

out by the airport

that's been

in the papers?

Yeah. I gotta have ya.

I just gotta have ya.

I want you playin'

at my place next weekend.

What do you say, huh?

Jimmy:
Will there

be money involved?

I'll pay you 100 bucks.

How's that?

Guy:
We'll do it.

Yeah! Yeah, yeah!

[Guitar Notes As It Crashes]

Ooh!

Guy:
I don't know.

It's like I could hear

the beat in my head, you know.

- [Horn Honking]

- [Imitates Drumbeat]

Pull over!

Hey! You guys are wicked!

You even drive

too fast!

What are you doin' with him?

He's a drummer!

Hey, One-ders!

- Whoo!

- Whoo!

I don't know.

I haven't played in front of people

in so long,

so I was nervous.

But it sounds

better fast.

Jimmy wanted it slow,

but he was wrong.

It's an up-tempo number.

And we won!

That Jimmy fella

certainly has a gal pal in Faye.

They make

a cute couple, huh?

The only other band I was in

was my uncle's band.

We played this wedding for free,

and then we broke up.

This one gets a paying gig.

So, what are you

doin' next weekend?

Are you kidding?

I'm gonna see my boyfriend's

music group.

Award-winning

music group.

Yeah, and you're playing

at a restaurant out by the... airport?

[Italian Accent]

Villapiano's.

[Drumming]

Why don't we go, uh, "C," "C," "A"-

No. The way you just played it.

- Why don't we-

But why don't we hook it in "A"?

- No!

- No, the minor chord,

the way you just played it.

- [Faye] Sandwiches.

[Lenny]

I know! Why don't we just listen to it in "A'"?

Look, I wrote it the way you just played it.

It's a sad song.

- Are they always like this?

- Yes.

- Yes.

- You should've seen 'em with Chad.

- I'm not trying to change your song.

- Terrible.

- Yeah?

- Mm-hmm.

- Oh, Faye. Is this a bologna sandwich?

- Yeah.

- Never, ever bring me

a bologna sandwich again. Ever.

- Okay.

- Ever. Never.

- Okay.

- [Muttering]

- You can make your own sandwich.

- That's only fair.

- Bologna sandwich!

[Exhales, Whistles]

- All right.

...works just fine for The Beatles.

Yeah, well-We're gonna sound like

the lads themselves?

I mean, why are we

even bothering with this song?

It's for our encore.

Ed Sullivan calls us back

for a chat.

All right. Let's shove it. We need

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