That Thing You Do! Page #3

for most of it.

- Did he now?

- Guys, Chad's arm is so scary.

I don't think I've ever

seen anything swell up so big so fast.

Hey, Jimmy, don't take that

personally, old man.

Hey, uh-I gotta get back to the store,

so let's get crackin'.

Uh-What do you want,

somethin' like, uh-

Little slower.

One, two, three-

- It's too fast.

- Yeah. Oh, yeah.

- Whoa, whoa.

- No, that's too fast.

- Yeah, way too fast.

- Yeah. Slow down.

Slow down. This is not a polka.

- [Drumsticks Tapping]

- This is rock and roll.

[Slow Rock]

[Singing]

[Clapping]

Perfect, man.

Very good.

Took Chad a week to learn that.

Chad. Who's Ch-Chad?

Just one song, right?

Jimmy:
That's right.

One-derful.

[Drums Playing]

Guy:
I gotta go.

That's it...

Guy Patterson.

That's it-

The One-ders!

And then, you know how,

like The Beatles-The Beatles,

they use an E-A

as The Beatles?

Well, we can use an O-N-E

like The One-ders.

You're talkin'

gibberish.

No, look.

The One-ders.

Lenny.

Yeah, it looks like

The O-neders.

No. The-The One-ders.

Got it. Looks like

The O-neders.

[Folk]

Hey! You're drowning

in the river! You're drowning!

[Singing Continues]

This is hardly a date, Guy.

I thought we were

going to the movies

and dinner

at the club.

We're gonna cream

these ladies.

Well, how long

is this going to be?

Guy, I've been looking for you

everywhere. You got to set up.

Oh. OK. Um...

where are they?

Um,

right straight back,

through the door,

by the stage.

Great.

Tina, this is Faye.

Hi. How long

is this going to be?

Um...

you know,

I-I don't know.

I've never really been

to one of these things before.

Nice to meet you.

[Playing Mexican Song]

Whoo-whoo!

[Singing In Spanish]

[Singing]

Emcee:
All right, yeah!

Listen to that applause.

What do you say,

Miss Talent Show?

Extra good? No! Super!

Very good. That definitely

makes The Legends of Brass

of Phi Kappa Epsilon

way over there

at Gannon College...

our front-runners!

[Cheering]

Emcee:
OK.

How are you, boys?

You-You ready?

No.

Emcee:
Oh, well.

Hey, how do you sell

a chicken to a deaf man?

You're

a jerkhead!

You say,

[Shouting] " Hey, would you

like to buy a chicken?!"

Eat my shorts,

captain.

Shut up!

I'll kick your ass.

[Strums Guitar]

Are you ready?

Ready.

Oh, yeah,

just one, please.

Hi. Have fun.

Emcee:
This next group,

they're all locals.

They call Erie home.

The... O-neders.

Girl:
All right,

let's go!

That's "The One-ders."

That's too fast,

Guy. Slow down!

Come on, come on.

Slow down! Too fast!

Slow it down!

[Pop]

Aw, come on.

That's too fast.

[Singing Continues]

Aw, come on,

Guy. Aw.

Man, what's

goin' on here?

[Singing Continues]

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