That Awkward Moment Page #2

I just grabbed whatever I could.

Yo, Mikey! Were you

taking a sh*t in there'?

Yep.

Jesus! Every time.

We're going the f*** out.

Is that ice cream?

You bought ice cream, Mikey?

Come on.

Yeah.

It's peanut butter chocolate.

That's a great flavor.

Let me see it.

Hey. We're going out. No ice cream.

No. No.

You see, whiskey doesn't

mix well with ice cream.

- I need it.

- Oh, you need it?

Yes. You need it? What're

you, a fat teenage girl?

What're you, Bridget Jones?

Really?

Name calling'? Is that

what we're doing? Yeah.

Give me the ice cream.

No.

Give me the ice cream. I know that look.

Get away from me.

Give me the ice cream.

Backup, little man.

Give me the ice cream.

Get off, man.

Nobody gets ice cream!

That was awesome.

Did you throw it out the window?

We're going out.

I mean, I bet you thought you were

never going feel this again, man.

The excitement. The energy. You

don't get this in relationships.

I've been out of

the game so long

I forgot how much I miss this.

You were never in the game.

You were a married doctor.

Ah, whatever. Hey, do

you guys want a mint?

Yeah.

Here we go.

That's for you.

That's for you.

That's a weird mint, dude.

Yeah, I know.

It's Viagra.

You've got four hours to drink like

Keith Richards and still get hard.

Every good action movie

has a ticking clock. Right?

F***ing idiots.

Idiots.

I know!

I'm f***ing drunk right now.

Yeah, that's right.

I can't wait to get drunk.

I can't do this.

I can't do this.

Hey, come here.

Yes, you can.

Yes, you can.

You just need to be like,

"Hey! I'm a

good-looking doctor."

No, it would work for me, Mikey.

Would it?

Yeah, it would.

That would totally work for me.

Hey! Chels!

Oh, my God! I love your shoes!

I've been looking for those.

Oh, thank you!

Wow! You are beautiful.

Oh, this is my friend,

Daniel. He's amazing.

But he's a virgin.

- Oh, there's always a catch.

- Mmm-hmm.

I'm just trying to get laid

before I graduate high school.

Hi, I'm Sophie.

I know you are.

I could use a break

Me need to go down, down,

down, down on life

I need you to

take all my shadows

Whiskey...

Yeah.

I love you. We're doing it...

I love you, too.

I could use a break

Me need to go down, down,

down, down on life

I've never met that guy before.

All my shadows

for a walk tonight... I

What's up, buddy?

How's it going?

Well,

I'm drinking alone in

a bar full of a**holes.

And all these girls, they seem

to like the a**holes more.

Dude, do you remember when for,

like, two years in college,

every single girl

that I liked liked you?

Rebecca Daniels...

Yeah. Rebecca Daniels.

She was hot.

She was.

She was all right.

Where's the Mikey that got her?

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