That's My Boy Page #2
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DONNY:
So, guy, how'd we do?
What them f***ers
at the IRS say?
Well, they said
a lot of stuff.
The thing that
really jumped out
was "three years in prison."
Three years?
Yeah, you haven't paid taxes
since '94, Donny.
What. . . I thought they were
taking it out automatically!
I told them
that's what you thought,
and they said
it's the stupidest thing
they ever heard.
But there is
some good news.
If you can pay
the balance off by
the end of the weekend,
they'll suspend
the sentence.
Oh, okay, there you go.
What are we talking about?
Hit me.
43,000.
43 grand?
No!
Come on, Donny!
Don't screw up
my Tom Brady poster.
It's my favorite one.
Look at that jawline.
Just the right amount
of scruff.
I'm sorry!
I'm just freaking out here!
I don't got 43 grand !
Well, look,
hey, good news.
Monday's Memorial Day,
so you don't need
to get the money
till Tuesday.
All right. That'll
give me time to sell
my diamond Lamborghini !
Hey, hey, hey!
You're killing me, man !
Don't mess
with the genius.
Jimmy, I got $28 to my name.
28, huh? Okay.
I got a hot tip
on a long shot that
just might come in.
What is it, a horse?
No.
This is Tubby Tuke, fat guy.
Fat guy?
Gonna run the marathon.
Odds on him winning
are 8,000-to-1 .
But this cat's
got wheels on him.
I really do.
All right, I'll put 20
on the fat f***,
but I can't
count on that.
It's a long shot,
you said it yourself.
But what about your kid?
Maybe he can come up
with the dough.
We don't talk no more.
He kind of moved out
when he turned 1 8,
and, uh, that's
the last I seen of him.
What happened?
I don't know.
I loved that
little Han Solo
more than anything
in the world, too.
You named your kid
Han Solo?
Yes, sir.
Han Solo Berger?
Coolest name
in the world, right?
Why don't you
just Facebook him?
I can't afford that sh*t.
What am I, a billionaire?
I don't think he wants
to be found, anyways.
Especially by me.
Hey, look! It's us!
(SHRIEKING)
On the cover!
Don't we look great?
Yeah, well,
you look good.
I kind of look like
a ventriloquist.
(CHUCKLES)
I don't know, it's still
kind of weird, right?
I mean, it's got our
faces and our names.
It just seems like
anyone could find us.
"Find us?" Honey,
did you take
your Xanax today?
Yeah, two.
when your parents
are in town.
Do you have
your security undies?
Yep, right here.
Good.
I know that makes
you feel better.
There's stranger things
than walking around
with an extra
pair of underwear
for emergencies.
Look, just this once,
don't be so weird.
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