Thank You Page #2

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Come here! Pay the penalty and go!

Hey!

Get the wireless guys!

Stop him

Don't let him go

Sir, the wireless is missing

We get good appam and

egg roast here sir

Come sir

Sit sir

Chechi (sister)! You okay?

That dried up twig is that

cow elephant's mahout!

That deep sigh said it all

Chechi, he is in the movies

Skit...sct...

I write scripts for films

A script writer

Shall I get you

oothappam (puffed up pancakes)?

My oothappam is very famous here

Sorry!

Shall I get appam (fluffy pancake)?

My appams are also-

A piece of puttu will do for me

- What do you want?

- Appam

- Where's the toilet?

- Go this way, you'll find it

Sir?

Be careful! See that you don't knock down

the pancake batter kept near the toilet

Hello control room?

Good morning sir

Come on play

Hello, control room?

I am not here to tell you

who or what I am

Now the time is 9.10AM

At precisely 10.45 AM there will be

a bomb blast at Little Angels school

I repeat 10.45 AM

Repeat

I repeat 10.45 AM

- What's your name?

- Bhaktavatsalan

Bring me a tea

And no foam please!

What a policeman, asking for tea

when a bomb is about to go off

My dear chap,

stop confusing issues okay?!

Yes sir

I mean, no sir!

Shankar, if a wireless set lands

in the hands of a stranger...

...it means serious

security lapse on our pan

We should trap him

Sir, Won't our problem be solved

once the life of its battery is over?

Sir, with so many Chinese

markets and grey markets

replacing the battery is

quite easy and a simple job

If the wireless is kept switched on

for a minimum of 15 minutes only...

...we will be able

to de-activate it from here

Otherwise it's impossible

Sir all these are just hoax calls

just to make us run around

Buggars call from public booths

with a 1 rupee coin and claim...

...there's a bomb here or there

And once you go investigate,

nothing is found

- ls your kid in this school?

- No, he's in Christ school

That's why you think this way

When there's a bomb threat

to 626 students and 24 teachers

...do you think we should

shut up and sit here doing nothing?

Never ever judge your enemy

- Shankar

- Sir

We are moving

Sir, now-a-days more

than dialogues

they use a peculiar slang

instead of normal talk

They talk like this

ls your film also like that?

My film is a thriller

Oh then it will have plenty

of police and fights right?

Gone are the days where...

...the hero flexes his muscles

like a body builder

Youngsters these days

play with their brains

New games where they strike

a match in petrol and write their story

That will be superb!

Well, the audience too

have to like it, rig ht?

- The audience is most important these days

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