Thank You

Synopsis: Raj, Yogi and Vikram - best friends, business partners, serial womanizers and happily married! Happy, because their lovely wives have no clue that their husbands cheat on them with every pretty young thing they can lay their eyes on. This picture perfect world is rocked when Raj's wife, Sanjana begins to suspect her husband and hires the suave private detective, Kishan, to tail him. Kishan's built his reputation as a man who saves marriages by getting erring husbands to mend their ways. In this particular case, however, his overwhelming attraction towards Sanjana means he may not be acting in her best interest! What follows is a crazy cat and mouse game, with Kishan trying to catch the husbands with their pants down literally and them attempting to just stay outside his grasp.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Anees Bazmee
Production: UTV Communications
  1 win & 1 nomination.
125 min

It's a tea cup, not the World cup.

Let me take it.

Tell me something...

You will take the cup to the kitchen,

then place it on the saucer...

then walk all the way back,

won't the tea become cold?

I'll heat it.

Trying to be funny?

Don't you know that heating

tea again makes it poisonous?

Why don't you just give me poison?

I'll make it afresh.


You think I have tea plantations,

sugar mills, dairy farms?

If you make more tea, I'll go broke.

Are you crying?

No, I'm not.

Is that water flowing from your eyes?

Now what did I say?

As your husband, can I

not tell you something?

I told you, I'm not crying.

You aren't?

Then why don't you laugh?

If you aren't crying, laugh.



Good. Much better.

Okay, bye.

Sanjana... hi.

Hi Maya.

Yogi, isn't that a lot to carry?


Listen, why don't you

get us some coffee. Quick.

So, how is Raj?

Baby, why are you

keeping these bags here?

Who will watch them?

Oh and get my sandals from that store.

Thank you.

So, how is Raj?

Maya, what's this?

Is he your husband or a servant?

I know you caught Yogi with a girl...

but this is not the way to treat him.

Sanjana, I shall

never forget what he did.

Why don't you divorce him?

I had thought of that,

but my best friend...

said that it's better to train

an old dog than buy a new one.

Who knows how the new one will be!

Maya, dogs are...

Sanjana, all men are dogs.

But the one quality that

dogs possess, loyalty...

that's what men lack!

Thank God! Raj isn't like that.

You also bought this necklace?

You have a similar one...

There was a 'buy one, get one

free' offer and I bought one.

'Buy one, get one free'?

Yes. Didn't Raj give

you the other one?


that means he gave it to someone else.

Sanjana, you are stupid.

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