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where if you don't

talk about it,

it doesn't actually happen?

Like, if a random girl

and a random guy

have sex in a random forest,

yet no one is there

to randomly see it,

can you still call her a slut?

Not that I would ever

call anyone a slut.

Unless you want

to be called a slut.

Even then, I think I would have

my hang-ups with it.

Hello?

You want to get some lunch?

-What are we gonna talk about?

-The weather.

-I like to be tied up.

-Or we can talk about that.

- But we can't.

I'm a girl.

So you ready for lunch?

-Yes.

-Oh, my gosh!

Josh and I would never

come into a store like this.

- Well, maybe that is

why you broke up with him.

- I like it.

- Mm-hmm.

-Um...

I don't really do that.

- The...

- Yeah.

-Oh. Oh, sure.

Good.

- It's just I...

I have lockjaw.

- Ooh!

- Yeah.

- That doesn't sound fun.

- Not at all.

- Well, I should have asked.

That was... sorry about that.

- Okay.

- Um...

-Oh! That is really gross.

People poop in there.

I poop in there.

Oh!

Ah!

You know we have friends

waiting, right?

- No, I'm sure they're fine.

- Oh!

- Jefferson and I hit

the mountains every single year.

We're going to mount hood

next year... near Portland.

You know

that's a strata volcano.

-Oh?

-Okay, stop, stop.

You're starting to act like

that vibrator we got.

- Exactly what does that mean?

- It means you know

how it only has the one speed?

Mee! Mee! Mee!

You know?

- Mee!

- Is that Annie Taylor

that you got on?

- Would you like me to be

a little bit more variable?

Maybe... A little bit

more, "rah!"

Or, "errr!" Or,

"dugga-dugga-dugga-dugga."

-Yeah.

-Hey, got you a drink.

Hope you don't mind germs,

'cause I took

a little sip there.

- Oh!

- Shh!

-Ugh! That is really gross.

People work here.

I work here.

-Can I ask your honest opinion.

What do you think

of this jacket?

-No, you may not, and I love it!

-Did we miss anything?

- No, I was just telling Curtis

how awesome his jacket is.

- It's kind

of getting warm in here.

- I'm so confused.

Are you in a relationship?

- We're just trying to keep it

in the moment.

- I don't know what that means.

- I don't, either.

Jefferson says it a lot,

seemed kind of romantic

as I was getting

out of that Josh situation.

- You were getting

out of a something

that started

in junior high situation.

So a toe fungus

would have seemed romantic.

- Oh, well...

I like being in something

that's maybe not so defined.

-Okay, but if a...

Relationship isn't defined

as a relationship,

then is it really

a relationship,

because it seems like half

of what makes a relationship

a relationship

is being able

to call it a relationship.

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