Teenage Caveman

Synopsis: In a post-apocalyptic future mankind is lives in a prehistoric manner. After killing his father for sexually assaulting his girlfriend, the son of a tribal leader runs away with a group of his teenage friends. They are taken in by Neil and Judith who introduce them to the vices outlawed by their tribes namely sex and drugs.Neil and Judith, however, are genetically altered indestructible mutants who have their own plans for the future of the human race.
Director(s): Larry Clark
Production: Sony Pictures Home Entertainment
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86 min

with your sinner friends?

I know that you've been teaching them

to read. I know everything!

I am loved!

The people obey me without question.

I have everything l need

without risking my neck on the hunt.

I'm more powerful than the leader.

You can have this.

Shove it up your ass!

Go ahead! Go ahead.

You ready? Go ahead.

I didn't think so.

Vincent, was it really an accident

with Nathaniel?

He was an asshole.

I'm not gonna miss him.

-But l didn't do it on purpose.

-He was a bad leader.

-If l had led the hunt--

-Heather, women can't lead.

-They're weak and delicate.

-I'll show you.

-You want to mess? Let's go!

-Bring it on, motherfucker!

-Come on!

-Get off! Don't make me hurt you!

I'd like to see you try.

Where's David?

lf we get caught-- The rules!

F*ck the rules!

Rules were made up by the elders

to keep us scared and stupid.

They don't want us to know how

the old world was. But l know.

I've read the books.

People lived in huge cities

that stretched up to the sky.

They had heat and cool air

when they wanted.

-So they never went outside?

-They did. Always.

They weren't nature's slaves,

but its masters.

They could do anything imagined.

If we keep studying them,

one day we'll re-create that world.

-Not if your father is leading.

-He won't live forever.

We're the future of this tribe.

Come on, let's start your lesson.

" Dear Penthouse Forum:

I never believed those articles

you printed were true until my con--

--conservative wife asked me

to ream her bunghole...

...with a 'veebrating daldo."'

Vibrating dildo. How many times

have we been over the " l"'s?

I've never heard these words.

I don't know what a bunghole is.

But l bet your father does.

That's why you're mad. Your dad's

gonna fill up your girl with "God."

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