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replacement, a f***ing actor?
Don't mind Chris.
He may be lacking courtesy,
but he's the best martial-arts expert
Detroit has to offer.
That's right, actor.
Just stay the f*** away from me.
And finally, we have our
psychology expert. Where's Lisa?
Right here.
Gary, this is Lisa. She specializes
in how the terrorists think.
Usually a case of malignant narcissism
brought on during childhood.
We've been doing our best
to keep the world safe, Gary.
But now somebody has supplied
the terrorists with WMDs.
And intelligence tells us
they plan to use them.
Isn't that right,
I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.?
- That is affirmative.
- I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.?
The most sophisticated computer
in the world.
I've intercepted communications
massive worldwide attack.
From what I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.
Has gathered,
9/11 times 100?
Jesus, that's...
Yes, 91,100.
Basically, all the worst parts
of the Bible.
So now you see why we need you.
We will disguise you as a terrorist and
take you deep into the Middle East.
If your acting is successful, you'll be
able to get us the information we need
to stop this whole thing
from happening.
Of course, if you're not interested...
...there's the door.
All right. Thanks.
Gary. Hey, hold on a second.
Don't you understand?
Every country in the world is in danger.
How is it my responsibility
to do something?
Because like it or not, you're the one
with the power to do something.
I can't fight terrorists. I don't know
anything about guns or jets.
That doesn't matter.
If you wanna help people,
all that matters, Gary,
is what you have here.
Here, take this.
Baxter will take you wherever
you wanna go. Just remember:
Your freedom's at stake too.
What do you think Spottswoode
sees in him?
I don't know. But I think I see it too.
Hey, Baxter.
I wanna take a detour.
What would you do
If you were asked to give up
Your dreams for freedom?
What would you do
If asked to make
The ultimate sacrifice?
Would you think about
All them people
Who gave up everything they had?
Would you think about
All them war vets
And would you start to feel bad?
Freedom isn't free
It costs folks like you and me
And if we don't all chip in
We'll never pay that bill
Freedom isn't free
No, there's a hefty f***ing fee
And if you don't throw in
Your buck o'five, who will?
Buck o'five
Freedom costs a buck o'five
Our dear leader, Kim Jong II, says
the weapons of mass destruction
you requested are ready
for you to take.
I am still in the process of recruiting
and training new terrorists
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