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He funny.

What part? What part?

- Uh, you ask me where I'm from?

- Yeah What part?

- What part am I from?

- Yep

- Uh, what part of Havana?

- Yeah.

You know, on the...

Uh, I live around the corner of, uh

uh, Castro Street

You know?

So

The show's over, pigs!

Aaah!

- Frank, are you all right?

- Goddamn it, Washburn!

How could there not be a Castro Street in Cuba?

That's insane

- Shut up, Washburn

- Right? Am I right?

Vmonos! Vmonos!

Hey! Stop!

They're gettin' away!

Come on Let's go

- You can't drive with your arm like that

Give me the keys

- No way

- Come on!

- No, I insist

Give me the keys!

Okay

- Be careful, huh?

- Okay All right

Put my seat belt on

Get my hands at 10:00 and 2:00

Okay, let's move the seat

- Okay Okay

- Seat up Like that That's too close

- Okay Come on

- Back more Back more Back more Back more

Back Little back

Back more

That's good All right We'll have mirrors checked

and seat back Can see side

- Washburn, m-maybe...

- Ah!

I got it, dude! I got it, man

Hand signal 'cause I'm comin' out

- I'm comin' out

- They're there Go! Go!

Here we go All right Let's go

Rock and roll, dude!

Washburn!

That's funny

Get in here now

I'm s... I'm sorry, Marta

Lieutenant

I'm sorry, Lieutenant

Andy

I know this is hard for you,

especially coming from me

It kind of feels weird

calling you lieutenant

Well, you may not have to much longer

I mean, look at this

$40,000 in damages, Andy

This is two lawsuits here

I...

And this Have you seen

your face on the cover?

- Oh, there's a better picture than that

- Oh, shut up.

L... I'm sorry, Andy

But this is just not easy for me

Look, you're a good cop,

but you're a terrible driver What is it with you?

Hey... Everyone has

their weaknesses, okay?

Superman has Kryptonite.

Indiana Jones, snakes.

You know Whitney Houston

has Bobby Brown

Or vice versa

I... I try to make the department look good,

try to make you look good

You look great,

by the way

I'm not saying you don't

You're not like...

- You look... Ah!

- Right. Okay. Good. Enough.

- You look like a lieutenant

- Shh

- Beautiful You're hot

- Shh

- Professional

- Three cars you totaled

Cop or no cop, that is 11 points on your license

It's gone

- No, don't take my license, please

- It's gone

Come on Don't...

You're not gonna need it

for your next assignment

I'm sorry, baby,

but that line at the T.L.C. Was ridiculous.

- I cooked for hours

- Come on Look, look All right

Had wine, satin sheets

I even bought candles

Do you realize what I had to go through

to get that license?

- I won't be late

- Yeah, well, you better not be

'Cause today I pulled out

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