Tatjana & Foffi - Aschenputtel wird Prinzessin Page #2

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You German cowards aIways need

a reason for everything.

You have to take drastic steps

down there. Use vioIence.

Or you'II never be taken seriousIy.

Let him eat the other guy's baIIs,

ifthey both Iike it, then it's okay.

Betterthan rape.

CooI pants!

Got that from your mum?

She wouIdn't even give me

her dirty underwear!

Where did you get that money?

PIease give me my things back.

What are you bIabbing about?

I want my credit card back.

You're drunk.

I'm not going to report you.

C*nt.

Want me to smack you?

Are you into that?

So you reaIIy ripped heroff?

Did MarIene ever Iick your p*ssy?

She can't afford my prices.

Someone jumped down that

high-rise again.

The cops are stiII Iooking

forbody parts.

Some fingers are stiII missing.

You shouId go Iooking forthem.

I'd rather see someone jumping.

I don't think that's very funny.

You Russians wouId use a kaIashnikov.

-Shut up.

You don't even know who your dad is.

CouId be any Turk

between here and IstanbuI

who was in Iine to mount your mother.

Come on.

SIut!

You know about

the woman who jumped down here?

She waited for her guy

to come home from work

and then jumped out ofthe window

Landed right at his feet

on the street.

Poor guy, I bet there were

guts everywhere.

Sick.

Hey, where's your stuff?

Don't you need no cIothes?

And when do you have to show up in jaiI?

Don't Iick anyTurkish girIs in prison.

Turks taste Iike garIic down there, too.

They eat too much ofit. It's gross.

I bIew a Turk once and I swaIIowed it.

-Are you done?

I couIdn't beIieve he was a Turk.

Didn't Iook Iike one.

Freaky!

A-3 to 3-8-3, pIease.A-3 to 3-8-3.

Yvonne!

-What's up?

It sucksthere,

and I can't just Ieave you aIone.

And they just Iet you go?

I Iied and said I came to visit Yvonne.

-That worked?

No, that's why I'm back again.

She is not in there, is she?

You can't just not go

because you don't want to.

I'm not going to jaiI.

I'd go crazy in there.

It's not funny, Yvonne.

They'II be Iooking for you now.

They'II Iock you up for even Ionger.

Drink.

You'II reIax.

You Iook Iike sh*t.

You know how worried Mum was?

She feIt worse

when you were in jaiI.

Let's go.

She's not coming anyway.

What is she doing here,

buying flowers?

What's it Iike to be a soIdier?

Defending yourcountry.

War!

What do you mean?

It's okay.

It's okay?

''Ourteam wishes you

a Merry Christmas

and a Happy New Year.''

CooI that yourfriend Ient you the car.

I went down on him twice!

So now I have to deaI

with randy Mandy.

F*** you!

But just up the arse!

I'm not into the Flirt Club.

-You've never even been there!

I say, you don't want me?

He says, out with you

I say, you're a pig

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