Tarzan 2 Page #3

Hey, that's mine!

Run!

Gee, thanks... for nothing!

Your fault we were being

chased in the first place.

Hey, wait up.

Go away.

Leave me alone.

- Alone?

- Yes. Alone?

Zugor Rule Number One:

Don't need anyone but yourself.

Go home.

- I can't. I ran away.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I can't go back, not until

I learn how to be a good ape.

Boo-hoo.

Go play with an alligator.

Hey, maybe you could teach me?

You're the Zugor.

Teach? Me? Nah.

Wait... Nah.

How about this:
Nah!

So long, goodbye.

Okay, I guess I'll be going.

Boy, I can't wait to tell

everyone who the Zugor really is.

Huh?

Especially those three big apes.

Gosh, I bet we have a good laugh

when I tell them

you're the Zugor.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

You know, you could

change your mind.

That way, I'll never

tell anyone your secret.

I don't like you.

Fine. Deal. I'll help you.

And in return,

you don't tell anyone.

Right! Don't tell anyone.

Tarzan?

You can't catch me, Zugor.

Not now, guys. Okay?

I'm not in the mood.

Hey! I said I'm not in the mood!

Okay? Now get lost!

Look, I'm sorry. Okay?

The game just wouldn't be the same

without Tarzan. You know?

I can't believe he's gone.

Terk! Tarzan's alive!

- That's impossible.

- But I heard him.

He was saying,

"Don't tell anyone."

You've been in the sun too long. Take

two mangoes, call me in the morning.

I heard Tarzan's voice

coming from up on Dark Mountain.

Why didn't anyone else hear it?

I'm an elephant.

I've got 20l20 hearing.

Okay. Let's see

if we can find him.

Terk... Tarzan said

not to tell anyone.

Huh? Oh.

Whoa, whoa.

You guys have to stay here.

- Nuh-uh.

- No, we don't.

Yeah, you do. You...

You need to stay behind

and... cover for us. Yeah.

If anybody asks,

tell them we're out

picking monkey berries.

- Got it?

- Okay.

Monkey berries. Got it.

Yeah, you're very cute.

Okay? Run along, run along.

Terk was trying to teach me to be a good

ape by pretending to be a monster.

She was pretending to be you,

but you're not a monster.

You're just a Zugor who pretends...

Hey! Wait for me!

Wow. This is your home?

Where do you sleep?

This place is great.

You even have your own stream.

Now, in as few words

as possible,

what do I gotta do

to get rid of you?

Teach me how

to be a good ape.

An ape?

Kid, you're not an ape.

I am too.

Nope. I'll prove it to you.

My arm:
Hair.

Your arm:
No hair.

Not an ape.

But... but I gotta be.

My mom's an ape,

my friends are apes,

my whole family.

If I'm not an ape, then...

Then...

...what am I?

I don't know.

Maybe you're some form

of mutant hairless gibbon.

Or a variety of

annoying featherless bird.

A bird?

Or perhaps some rare species

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