Tarzan Page #2

Terk said I could come along

if I could keep up.

- Ah, no, Terk, come on !

- Terk !

I'll handle this, guys.

Okay ?

Listen, buddy, come here. We got a tiny,

little, itsy-bitsy problem here.

Personally, I'd love to hang out

with you. You know I would.

But the guys, they need

a little convincing, you know.

Okay.

What do I gotta do ?

Do ? What do you gotta do ?

It's so stupid !

- What ?

- Well, you gotta--

You gotta go get a hair.

A hair ?

- Yeah, a hair. Uh-huh.

- [Elephant Trumpeting]

An elephant hair.

[ Trumpeting ]

An elephant hair ?

Like I said,

it's stupid, right ?

Listen, take it from me.

Go home, okay ?

Who needs this aggravation ? You know ?

I'm probably gonna leave soon myself.

You go, I'll catch up.

All right ?

You see ? Leave it to me.

I told ya-- Tarzan !

- [ Tarzan Yelling ]

- Tarzan, no !

[ Yelling ]

- [ All Groaning ]

- That one hurt him.

Look !

- [Terk]

Oh, oh, there he is! He's alive !

- Hey, guys !

[ All ]

Hi !

[Terk]

Oh, no. No, no, no !

Come back !

Come back !

This guy's great ! If he lives,

you should bring him around more often.

- Come on, let's go get a better seat.

- Ohh.

- You never get enough sleep.

- I get enough sleep.

Mom, are you sure

this water's sanitary ?

It looks questionable to me.

It's fine, honey.

Yech !

But what about bacteria ?

Tantor, can't you see

Mommy's talking ?

[ Gasps ]

Watch out ! There's something

swimming ! It's coming right at you !

Honey, Mommy's losing

her patience.

- But this time I really see something !

- Oh, boy.

[Gasping]

Piranha ! It's a piranha !

Sweetheart, there are

no piranhas in Africa.

Don't tell the kid that. Of course

there are piranhas in Africa.

No, she's right.

They're native to South America.

Get outta here.

No way !

Come on. Do you think I'd be

standing here if there were ?

Aah ! It's right behind you !

[ Trumpets ] Run !

- For the last time, honey,

there are no piranhas in--

- My butt !

- I told you!

- There's something on my butt.

- What is it ?

- Are there any more of them ?

Ahh !

- What is it ?

- It's a piranha !

[ Together ]

Huh ?

- [ Gasps ]

- Piranha !

- Whoa ! Whoa !

- Tantor, where are--

- Aah ! Aah !

- [ Gasps ]

[ Trumpeting ]

- He's dead !

- [ Trumpeting ]

We're dead !

Whoa ! Oof !

We didn't do it !

They're the ones !

[ Trumpeting ]

[ Trumpeting ]

Oh, thank you, Kerchak.

Tarzan, buddy ! Buddy, come on.

Tarzan, don't die on me.

Don't die on me.

You weren't supposed to do it !

Get away from there !

Don't you know a piranha

can strip your flesh in seconds ?

What ? He's not a piranha !

He's--

- [ Coughing ]

- He's alive !

- He's alive ! He's alive !

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