Tapas Page #2
- Year:
- 2005
- 94 min
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The trouble men give...
Its good to have a man
at hand when the tap's broken.
-True.
-What do you do then?
-I turn on another. What else?
-2OOg of mortadella.
My Cesar's the handyman at home.
His father's useless.
-He can fix anything.
-He could fix Raquel's video.
-Its broken, isn't it?
-Yes.
-I'll tell him to call in.
-No.
Don't bother, I hardly use it.
The odd dirty film
can brighten up your life.
Really!
-Yes, I'll tell him to call in.
-Whatever.
-Anything else?
-Some eggs.
Feel that.
Just like Bruce Lee.
From all the hand movement.
Look.
I'm getting one of these.
-You're getting a nunchaku?
- Yeah. So?
Self-defense, kid. And its a
martial art like judo or karate.
But discredited by louts with
broom handles and toilet chains.
Bruce Lee got killed
by a nunchaku, didn't he?
What are you saying!
That was a cover-up.
Bruce Lee was killed
by a Hollywood producer...
to be the new martial arts king.
They didn't want
a Chinese as the hero.
That's why David Carradine
was the Grasshopper.
-Who?
-David Carradine. Kill Bill.
Ah, Kill Bill.
But Kill Bill was Chinese.
Of course he wasn't Chinese.
His name was David Carradine.
Car-ra-dine.
Anyway, they took slant-eyed actors
because there was "chinaphobia".
Being killed was the best thing
for the Master.
Better than Norris's
shopping channel.
What do you mean?
Chuck Norris keeps really well.
-Does he?
-Yeah!
-He's got a fine physique.
-Now this is a fine physique.
-Chuck Norris? No way!
-You just watch yourself, Opo.
Watch yourself.
Hello. A beer.
I'm out of draught.
It'll have to be bottled.
Give me a small one.
What "tapas" have you got?
-Those there.
-I see. A packet of crisps.
-The octopus is fresh.
-Sure. I'll have the crisps.
Sh*t.
Conchi, how you doing?
-You know, kid. Its hot.
-Yeah.
The money for the coffee.
-Okay.
-Bye.
-Morning, madam.
-Morning.
Hello, boy.
-Yes?
- Its Cesar, Carmen's son.
-About the video.
-Right. Come In.
Turn that off.
Thats it.
-I need to take it away.
-Okay.
but its a good video.
Yes.
I haven't used it much lately.
I'll have to open it.
I'll bring it back in a few days.
Okay. Shall I give you
some money now...?
No.
-Mom would kill me if I charged you.
-Right.
-All right then.
Right.
-Bye.
-Bye.
What the hell has Eloy sent me?
Just as well
nobody saw you come in...
or they'd think I was stupid.
Can you cook?
-Right then...
-Mao.
Mahou.
Just like the beer.
Now I'm hiring you
for two basic reasons:
To earn me money
and to ease my workload.
So if you don't do either...
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