Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby Page #2

to do with interviews.

I just wish to hell you had

a little more stupid cowboy in you.

I felt like I was on a spaceship and....

I'm not sure

what to do with my hands.

Be good to hold them down

by your side.

We're really happy

with what was going on.

And at the end of the day, you know,

you gotta be happy.

-What did you say his name was again?

-His name is Ricky. Ricky Bobby.

Ricky Bobby?

He's got two first names.

Whatever his name is,

let's get him over here.

Everything ended up fine.

Yeah, okay, everything was fine.

Thanks, thanks. Great job in the car.

Ricky Bobby, a force to be

reckoned with, possibly...

...in the near future.

Ricky Bobby with yet another

impressive win.

He is dominating NAS CAR.

First or last, baby, you know it!

I've never seen a driver who

wants to win more than this guy.

I could get used to

this winning thing!

Dennit Racing lncorporated

has decided to field an additionaI car.

And, at the urging of Ricky Bobby...

...who's been like a son to me,

only better...

...I'm naming CaI Naughton Jr.

as the driver.

All right.

-CaI Naughton.

-Hey...

...we just want to say to all

you other drivers out there...

...if you smell a delicious,

crispy smell after the race...

...it's not your tailpipe,

it's a little bit...

...of shake....

And then bake.

Shake and Bake!

-That's our nickname.

-Get used to hearing it.

And Ricky Bobby wins...

...with CaI Naughton Jr.

finishing second.

-Yeah!

-Hey, man!

-Shake....

-And bake!

Hey, driver! Drive these.

Please be 1 8.

You want to make this out

to Charlotte?

Hey, excuse me, Ricky.

-Hey, Dale.

-Hey, can I get your autograph?

-Sure. Who do I make this out to?

-It's for me. I think you're awesome.

-Don't tell the other drivers.

-I'm not gonna tell anyone.

I'll see you out there.

Absolutely, ma'am,

I'd love to sign your baby.

You're not gonna wanna wash

that forehead.

-That's right, Powerade's number one.

-Not just for hydration, for vitamin.

No, it's me,

it's me, Susan, your assistant.

Gotta watch it when I get into

autograph mode.

I know, I'm sorry. It's my fault,

I shouldn't have been standing.

I'm Ricky Bobby.

Christmas is right around the corner...

...and what better gift

to give a loved one...

...than the Jackhawk 9000?

Available at Wal-Mart.

When you work on

your mysterious lady-part stuff...

...you should have the right tools too.

So that's why you should use...

...Maypax, the officiaI tampon

of NASCAR.

I'm Ricky Bobby.

lf you don't chew Big Red,

then f you.

Prune candy.

-You happy?

-I'm very happy.

-Hey, I'm Ricky Bobby.

-And I'm CaI Naughton Jr.

Urging you never to travel

to Tijuana.

Ricky! Ricky! Ricky!

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