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Smart guy?|We're being- Smart guy.
Hey.|Don't call me "Hey."
This is not a conversation. This|is a monologue. I talk, you listen.
Understand me?|Oh, yeah, we're listening.
Yes? Go ahead.
Uncle Vinnie or someone?|There are people...
You know what, Michael?|You're a meatball.
Hello, Debbie.|How old are you?
What do you do?|I don't do anything.
When was the last time|you did something?
I don't know.|About a month ago.
What'd you do a month ago?|I went swimmin'!
Mm-hmm.|What do you do for money?
I got my brother.|I haven't made any.
Debbie, you're a leech.
Well, not really.|I got everything I want.
But, Debbie, what do you need? Well...
What are you missing that|you need? A guy. A boyfriend.
A guy? What do you have|to offer a guy?
I have nice,|shiny long hair...
A guy could buy|himself a wig.
You're terrific, darling.|But seriously, Debbie.
Yeah.|You're dynamic, darling.
Barry, I want to|express my views...
What are you doing, Steve?|Looking at this Dietz guy.
...up in New York City, givin'|out needles to drug addicts.
It's immoral for the|government of this country...
tax dollars to be|goin' to addicts.
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