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Guayusa's the future.

- Will you stop pronouncing it like that?

- Like what?

- Guayusa.

- Guayusa.

- Guayusa.

- Guayusa.

- Guayusa.

- I'm saying guayusa.

Okay. So, when we get to Brazil,

your plan is to start some natural

energy drink using guayusa,

and then sell it

to high-end markets in the U.S.?

I mean, genius, right?

I don't know how to explain this,

but your plan is f***ing dumb as sh*t.

Does that make sense?

Is that registering or...?

Forget it. You're out.

Have fun making minimum wage.

Let me explain why it won't work.

When we get to Brazil,

we don't have any job prospects,

so we can't make money.

We don't know anyone,

so we won't have a social life.

We have to wear a condom when we have sex.

That means no pulling out on girls.

Excuse me.

- I'm so sorry. Please.

- No problem.

Is the morning-after pill

legal down there?

All right,

let's take it down a couple of notches.

- There's a...

- It's a Catholic country. Picture this.

I'm dicking some beautiful Brazilian,

getting confident,

I start long-stroking her, boom,

the condom breaks.

- There's a baby.

- Can I just go to the pharmacy and get it

or do I have to drop her off

at some unlicensed doctor

- to handle it holistically?

- I gotta go. I don't know you. Bye.

- I know you.

- No.

I ask the tough questions,

Chester, and so should you.

I don't know you.

You have a very bright future

ahead of you, Chris.

Thank you. I know I do.

Ah. Chris. Dude.

I heard, man.

Let me tell you something.

This shoulder has your name

written all over it.

If you need a good cry, man,

let the tears flow...

What are you talking about?

Word got out. Everyone's talking about

how Brooke broke up with you.

Let me tell you something.

I have no problem taking

your sloppy seconds.

As a matter of fact,

I prefer your sloppy seconds.

It's like your stamp of approval

on the p*ssy.

This is how you come at me

this early in the morning, Greg?

Why don't you ask about

my grandma's dementia?

[speaking in Portuguese]

[Chris]

F***ing Greg and his ginger shots.

[speaks in Portuguese]

I'm going with or without you.

I freaking hate this place.

Rich people judging me all the time.

Greg and his stupid Cool Runnings hat.

There won't be concerts like this

in Brazil.

- There'll be concerts like this in Brazil.

- Rock the Bells?

No, but clearly you haven't

heard the funky sounds

of Jorge Ben Jor.

- [music playing over cell phone]

- Huh?

I don't mean for this to sound racist,

but that music is killing me.

Why? It's great. This is fantastic music.

Have you seen Brazilian women dance?

Yeah. "Brazilian"

is my favorite porn search word

before "drunk" and "amateur."

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