Table For Three Page #3

Synopsis: Scott Teller's life is turned upside down when he meets Ryan and Mary, a seemingly perfect couple who move into his apartment and his life. He quickly becomes their third wheel. But when Scott meets the girl of his dreams in Leslie he believes that Ryan and Mary are intentionally sabotaging his chances with her because they desperately need him in their life to hold their dysfunctional relationship together.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Michael Samonek
Production: Anchor Bay Entertainment Inc.
 
IMDB:
5.5
R
Year:
2009
93 min
Website
94 Views


- so...

- Bye.

Good. No chance for me

to say anything stupid.

I'll see you on Saturday...

- Oh, Leslie Green.

- Leslie.

- Scott Teller.

- Scott Teller.

- See you Saturday.

- See you Saturday.

- Bye.

- Bye.

See ya Saturday.

Scotty Scott Scotterton

over here! Scotterino!

Way to get back

in the saddle, partner!

- I'll say. Giddyup, huh?

- Huh?

Did you see that?

Who's got two thumbs

and is impressed?

- This guy.

- Yeah.

- You've been a bad girl.

- That'll work.

- That'll work.

- Yeah.

Oh! Aha!

The whisk.

You gonna take me

downtown, Officer?

- I'm taking you all the way down!

- Yeah!

There was a farmer

who tapped that ass...

...and Ryan was his name... oh!

# I'm gonna take you take you home. #

- Unh!

- Nice!

- Harmonies. What?

- Unh!

- Scott. Scotty!

- Huh?

- Nervous, buddy?

- Flutterbies?

- Mmm?

- Mmm?

Um, yeah, a little bit, I guess.

- I'd be nervous.

- I'd be going apeshit.

I'm talking f***ing apeshit!

Yeah.

- Hi.

- Hey.

- Hey.

- Hi.

Hey! How are you?

- Flaming Gorilla Nipple?

- Uh, no, that's okay.

I see you guys

started without me.

Well, it was 5:
00

somewhere, right?

I don't even drink anymore.

Of course I don't

drink any less, either.

Hiyo! What are you drinking?

Probably just a glass of red wine.

- Mmm.

- Ooh.

Scotty Dog is not much

of a wine drinker.

- The tannins give him headaches.

- He's more of a beer guy.

Thanks, guys.

I can speak for myself.

Of course you can!

If there's anything

Scott can do,

it's talk... a lot.

Like, yap yap yap yap.

He is a regular little chatterbox.

Like a chihuahua.

Show her!

Yeah, come on,

say something, hotshot.

Oh!

Watch this!

This will be good.

Here it comes.

Really?

How have you been?

- Brilliant!

- The man should be a writer.

Hemingway

over here, right?

Guys, really, I...

- So how have you been, Les?

- Mmm.

Oh. Uh, I've been good.

Can't say I love being called Les.

- Oh! Hmm!

- I know what you're saying there.

I can't stand it when

people call me Mare.

- Yes.

- It's like, what am I?

- Right.

- Am I a horse?

- No.

- Am I some kind of horse,

- like a pony?

- Or like some kind of

mare or something,

you know?

Guys, I don't think this whole

double-date thing is working out.

We're gonna get going.

- What?

- Why?

You guys are shitfaced.

How dare you?

That is silly.

I am sober as a f***ing judge!

I think it's fine.

They're just a little drunk.

We've all been there.

- Oh, thank you.

- Thank you.

Oh!

Oh, God! You know what

we gotta do?

- Say it.

- Mexican food.

- Unh!

- That does sound good!

We have to go get Mexican food.

It's so good.

- I don't know, guys...

- We should do it.

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