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You guys are the

nicest people I've met,

and let's face it... you're

the nicest people I'm gonna meet.

This place is totally big enough

for the three of us.

Scott, you are not gonna regret this!

We will totally keep

to ourselves. It will be like

- having just one roommate.

- Yeah.

When can you guys move in?

- This weekend?

- Yeah?

- This weekend!

- Great!

I'll see you then.

- All right!

- Awesome!

Okay. See ya!

See you soon.

I can't believe how well our colors

work together. We're both autumns.

Is that fate or what?

Uh, yeah. Looks great.

Give him a break, Mary.

He's only got one X chromosome,

which is why he is much more

interested in this bad boy!

Holy crap!

Well, I am just so glad to see

that you two stayed together.

Yeah, it really looked like

you guys

were on the ropes

there for a little while, so...

Well, fortunately Nerissa has

a high bullshit threshold.

Aww.

Come on, you two

scallywags, join us.

What?

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

I know I always do this.

I know I suck. I'm so sorry,

but it really isn't my fault.

I was driving here from work

and I was on the PCH and

the traffic suddenly stopped

and there was a turned-over beekeeper's

truck from some almond farm up north

and there was a cop

who was supposed to be

directing traffic

around the truck

and he's swatting at all the bees.

Everybody gets confused,

and there's like six more accidents

so there was honey

all over the cars.

Ted, it was not my fault this time,

I swear to God. It was not my fault.

Okay, calm down. We have

a couple of minutes.

Calm down.

Tat's the most ridiculous thing

I have ever heard. That's awesome.

I'm gonna use that one

the next time I'm late.

Are you accusing me of lying?

No. That's what's perfect about it.

You couldn't make that up.

You'd be surprised.

I am the master of excuses.

All right, what's

your best one?

My best one?

Dude, it would dazzle you

and I don't think

you could handle it.

I've got an idea.

How about we have a date,

Saturday night, 8:00, here?

You come at 9:
30

and dazzle me.

- This guy's got game.

- Yeah.

Uh, do we know this guy?

Leslie, these are my friends

from UCLA, Ryan and Mary.

- Friends? Really?

- Stop it, please.

Hi. And this is

our roommate Scott.

He is a good man.

Vouchers. I like vouchers,

but I gotta say no, because I'm not into

the one-on-one thing with a stranger.

Okay. Well, we'll all go,

all six of us.

- Right? Saturday.

- We're busy.

- Honey.

- No, we are.

We have that thing

with Phil and Barbara Griffin.

We could go.

- Yeah.

- Huh?

Yeah, sure.

Chaperones.

Are we on?

Uh, nnnnn... okay.

Why not?

But we're late

because of the bees,

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