T.J. Miller: No Real Reason Page #2
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- 2011
- 67 min
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ABOUT SOMETHING, AFTER I SAY IT,
THAT MAKES ANYTHING
YOU'RE SAYING SOUND,
LIKE,
WATCH, I'LL SHOW YOU.
AFTER THE SHOW?"
"HEY, MAN, CAN I BORROW
EVEN NICE THINGS.
"KAREN, CONGRATULATIONS.
I HEARD YOU'RE PREGNANT."
AND I HAVE A FRIEND.
LIKE THIS.
LIKE, TOO MUCH.
ISN'T THAT WEIRD?
'CAUSE IT'S 2011, AND THEY'RE
BUT HE'LL WINK,
AND SOMETIMES IT'LL MAKE SENSE.
AND THEN OTHER TIMES, IT WON'T.
SO IT'S VERY CONFUSING.
IT'S LIKE, "HEY, DO YOU WANT TO
HANG OUT WITH THOSE GIRLS LATER?
AND I'LL BE LIKE, "YEAH, SURE.
OH, YEAH.
YEAH. YEAH. YEAH."
YOU AND ME CAN GET SOME PIZZA."
"NO, I DON'T THINK
HAVING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE?"
"NO."
I DON'T THINK THAT THERE SHOULD
IN AIRPORTS.
I'LL EXPLAIN WHY.
IF I DIDN'T?
RIGHT AFTER THAT.
'CAUSE I FEEL LIKE A LO OF TIMES I'M IN AIRPORTS,
I'LL BE TEXTING, AND I'LL MOVE
OUT OF SOMEBODY'S WAY,
EVEN MILDLY TOUCHES,
LIKE, GRAZES ANY--
[grunting]
LIKE, SUDDENLY I KNOW
MARTIAL ARTS, YOU KNOW?
AND I GOT TO STOP ACTING WEIRD
IN AIRPORTS IN GENERAL REALLY.
'CAUSE IT'S WEIRD.
NOW, YOU KNOW,
'CAUSE I'VE BEEN
IN SOME MOVIES.
I'M NOT FAMOUS.
YOU CAN BE:
LIKE, I'M THE LEVEL OF CELEBRITY
WHERE GROUPS OF GUYS AT AIRPORTS
LOOK BACK OVER.
AND I'M NOT SURE
IN THE MEN'S ROOM.
EITHER WAY, I'M FLATTERED.
OR SOMETIMES:
BUT THEY CAN'T THINK
OR WHATEVER--
THEY DON'T KNOW
YEAH, NOW, THAT'S ALWAYS
A WEIRD INTERACTION.
EVER INTERACTED WITH SOMEBODY
WHO IS SIMULTANEOUSLY
BUT ALSO VERY UPSE AND FRUSTRATED WITH THEMSELVES.
THAT'S STRANGE, LIKE, "HEY, OH,
YOU'RE THE GUY--
GREAT, SO YOU'RE FROM--
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