Sylvio Page #2

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- Thank you.

Have you heard anything yet

from that new sponsor, or?

- Yeah.

- Great.

- It's looking good.

I just, I'm still talking to them

and just, need a little bit more time.

It just takes a little bit.

You know, it's a long

process and you know?

- Yeah.

- Yeah I know.

I know that you're trying.

It's just...

If we don't get paid,

none of us can do it.

It's really not--

- I know, Maggie you can just...

I'll just stop you right there,

because I know full well

that you need to get paid,

and here's the money.

- Thank you.

- I'm sorry.

I know I haven't been paying you on time,

and I'm gonna start, and

this is all gonna work out.

I just need a little bit more time okay?

- [Robotic Computer

Voice] You have reached

the answering machine of Sylvio.

Please leave a message after beep.

Hey Sylvio, it's Al.

Look, I know the Herbert

segment wasn't quite as

well received as we would've hoped but,

I've been doing a lot of thinking,

and I was wondering if maybe you and me

could work together on something.

Maybe figure out a way to take

the show in a new direction.

Hey!

Hey man, watch it.

Where are you going with that hose?

Hey, this is my stuff!

What are you doing here?

There's no fire.

Hey, watch where you're going man.

Oh...

Peter from Curtis Bay, you're on the air.

I just wanted

to say great show guys!

I just have a quick question.

What's the ape gonna break next?

- Two words.

- A movie.

- King Kong.

Congo!

- Yeah!

When they fight they fight

And when they come

home at night they say

I love you baby

Was it too much too soon

Was it a little too late

He got the message she

left on his car in the rain

And then the words, they come to you

Drive him away

You just can't let it go

And when it all comes crashing down

What can you do

Find what you're looking for

And then the words, they'll come to you

Driving through the rain

But there'll be no one

there to say them to anyway

I love you baby

- Well, what a lot of

people don't understand

is that Sylvio is not

just some wild animal.

He's actually a really

sensitive and talented artist.

- I don't know about that.

As far as I can tell,

all he does is destroy

every darn thing he sees.

Talented?

You're not serious.

The brattleboro is flooding

For every day

Brattleboro is flooding

In every way

Better find a new best friend

You better find a new best friend

Brattleboro is flooding

And so am I

They're never gonna find

your baby even if they try

You better find a new best friend

You better find a new best friend

When all the late papers come in

And when they tell me it's not my fault

When both of our lives start humming

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