Sydney White Page #3

She's got style, she's got class,

and from behind a kicking...

Kappa! Kappa! Kappa!

Kappa! Kappa! Kappa! Kappa!

Excuse me, Amy.

Don't you remember?

You've been reassigned.

Kitchen duty.

Go on.

That's what happens when you gain 27 pounds

of breakup weight over the summer.

(all chant)

Kappa! Kappa! Kappa! Kappa!

(screaming)

Kappa! (giggles)

Kappa! Kappa!

Hey.

Kappa! Kappa! Kappa!

(chanting continues)

Hey!

We've been dating for two years.

I love him so much!

And next week,

he's gonna pin me.

Pin you to what?

Hi.

Hi.

(girl) Hi there.

Oh, hi.

I'm Katy and this is Christy.

I'm Sydney White.

You're one of our legacies.

Rachel's gonna be so excited!

Rachel, we'd like you

to meet someone.

Oh...

Hi.

Girls, why don't you show

this one the koi pond?

Ooh! I love koi ponds.

Great.

Off you go.

This is Sydney White.

Three words - Leg-a-cy

Sydney, so pleased to meet you.

I'm so excited.

My mom had a great experience here.

Katy, have you offered our guest a drink

from the refreshment table?

I'm actually not that thirst...

No, no. Katy.

The refreshment table?

We have a situation.

That girl is not Kappa material.

(Christy) Really?

I didn't see anything wrong with her.

Christy, you know you're not

as perceptive as I am.

She wouldn't know

her Gucci from her Pucci.

Not to mention, I saw her throwing herself

all over Tyler before she came in the house.

It was embarrassing. Trust me,

we do not want a Kappa who behaves that way.

See what I mean?

But we have to give her a bid.

She's a legacy.

Her mom gets her the bid,

but she has to survive pledging all on her own.

Oh, my gosh. I saw him outside,

and he is definitely the hottest guy on campus.

Who's the hottest guy on campus?

Tyler Prince,

the Beta president.

Oh, you know, I know that guy.

He was really nice.

He showed me around Greek Row.

Off limits. He's Rachel's boyfriend.

Oh.

Yeah, they're off now,

but they'll be on again.

It's all part of

Rachel's 20-year plan.

He'll be a top litigator,

she'll be a senator.

It's so romantic.

Yeah, it does sound romantic.

Because there it nothing more romantic

than a 20-year plan. Am I right, ladies?

(laughs)

So, Sydney,

where does your dad work?

Oh, he works mostly on construction sites.

Oh.

My uncle's made a mint building malls.

So, your dad's a developer, too?

Yeah...

something like that.

(Rachel) Night, girls.

Get your beauty rest.

Now that you're Kappa pledges,

it's a requirement.

(all) # Lay you down, dear sweet pledge

# Lay your head on the pillow

# May you have lovely dreams

# Just as lovely as you are

(all) Shh.

(Sydney)

Has anyone found the koi pond?

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