Sydney White Page #2

Nice.

Three's company.

Whoa!

Oh, hang on.

Vortex freak show starring puppet boy.

Oh, this is an official dork alert, man.

(chuckles)

We got...

We got Dork Skywalker.

(chuckling) Ooh.

Target acquired.

Incoming Moose missile!

Hey, you OK?

I... I... I...

(whimpers)

You better keep this.

You clearly need the practice!

(boy) Whoa, dude!

Come on, Dinks.

You do realize you just showed up

the school's tight end?

I hope he's second string.

Tyler Prince.

Beta president.

Sydney White.

No title.

Sorry.

This is Dinky.

But we're gonna be late

to our first rush party, so if you'll excuse us...

Oh, um,

maybe he could help us find our way.

We're going to Kappa.

Mm-hm.

All right, ladies.

Let me be your Greek guide.

Each house has a reputation.

There's the Gamma Phis.

They're, uh... perky.

(all squeal)

Very perky.

Lots of cheerleaders.

And here's Pi Beta Omega.

Those girls can out-party

any fraternity on campus.

What was the first house?

The one with the Junior Tiger Guide?

Uh, that would be the Vortex.

That's a weird name for a fraternity.

It's not a fraternity.

It started off as overflow student housing.

Now it's just kinda there.

Here's our stop.

Kappa Phi Nu.

Well, thank you for the tour, Tyler.

Yeah, th...

Sydney, you know what?

I'm gonna meet you inside.

Why?

(mouths words)

The illegally blondes...

You? Really?

Yeah.

I... Is it the shoes?

(chuckles) No.

I love the shoes.

The Kappas are just a little... intense.

Oh, well,

it was actually my mother's house.

Ah. Legacy.

Is she all over you about rushing?

No.

She... died nine years ago.

I'm sorry.

Oh, it's OK.

Kappas could use a girl like you.

I should know - they're our sister sorority.

Oh!

So we'll be like brother and sister!

Not in, you know,

the related, familial way,

but, you know,

more in the fraternal, sororal...

Sororital? Is that a word?

Sorry. I kinda tend to overtalk when I'm nervous.

It's a disease, one without a cure.

So stop me any time, please.

You're nervous?

Oh... No.

No, it's not you.

Tyler, was it?

No, it's because of the whole rush,

you know?

The very term "rush" is an amper-upper.

It amps up the old nerves.

I have to go.

(chatter)

OK, ladies.

Listen up.

The doors are about to open.

Our objective is?

(all) Target cute pledges.

Exactly.

And what do we want to avoid?

(all) Fat losers.

Now, now.

We all remember the code.

When I ask you to show a girl

to the "koi pond," ditch her.

We also have two legacies coming today -

Dinky Hodgekiss and Sydney White.

When you meet them,

find me immediately.

OK, girls.

Are we ready?

(all chant)

Here comes a Kappa, queen of the Row.

She's hot, she's cool, she ain't no ho.

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