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Get the f*** in here.

Just come on, babe. Please,

please, please, please.

You said you had a surprise.

Surprise me.

I did surprise you.

You're being so predictable, Adam.

Please don't call me predictable.

- I hate being called predictable.

- Please?

You know, I actually do

want to go through with it

just get it out of the way.

Now, stop talking

about it. Let's do it.

Come on. Hop over this. Come in.

We're going to go for two minutes

while the sun's still up,

and then we'll come back out.

I just want to see it.

It would be so incredible.

There's like a gallery in here.

Just come on. Come on.

Come on.

F***. Did he see us?

All right, come on...

Sh*t, it's a f***ing cop.

He's coming. Come on.

We've got to go inside. Come on.

Sweetie, let's go.

And he's f***ing coming.

F***.

Get down. Get down.

Put your head down.

What should we do?

Sheriff's department.

The longer I chase, madder I get.

There's a door.

That's a 10-4.

Oh, my God.

I think he's gone.

We probably shouldn't go out

because he might be

waiting out there.

Maybe we can sneak out...

Through the stairs,

like a fire escape.

Adam, come here.

Adam, come here.

Oh, my God, this is a masterpiece.

Baby, you could put

paintings everywhere.

God. Be incredible.

Like, you know, you wouldn't

even have to clean it up.

Like real amazing.

Need a picture of you.

My boyfriend, the camera.

Ugh.

This is a nice piece.

Yeah, it's, like, basically you've

got your whole show right here.

I know. I don't even need to do anything.

I could just let people come in

and then buy pieces of old

glass stained with sh*t.

Everybody would think

I was a genius.

You are a genius, honey.

Thank you.

That. What is this? Duchamp.

I should just sign it

duchamp,

and then it'll be a piece.

Do you have a pen, darling?

Yeah. No. Sorry.

Don't have a pen.

Oh, my God.

I had one of these

when I was a kid.

This was my favorite.

It's a kids' room, huh?

I guess so.

Oh, look at this little unicorn.

I had one of these.

His name was Pequod.

He was huge, though.

He was a giant purple

fancy unicorn.

And I accidentally lit him on fire.

I lit his face on fire, and

I got paint all over him.

And I slept with him,

and he was so beautiful.

Jill?

Jill.

Jill, did you hear that?

Was that you?

No.

Do you think it's the cop?

Maybe he came back?

Should we hide?

I don't think...

Shh. Shh, shh. Listen.

Shh.

Baby, shush. I'm being serious.

Just listen.

I don't hear anything, Adam.

I hear something. I promise you.

What are we listening for?

Listening's no fun.

Hello?

Don't shoot.

I don't hear anybody.

Who, look at this.

Whah...

What? What the f*** was that?

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