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automatically on your

credit card.

Unless, of course, you want to

do something... More unusual...

that's gonna be a bit more expensive.

What do you mean by unusual?

Well, there's, uh... uh,

there's French.

There's...

Greek.

There's threesomes.

Make it just straight.

Um, your basic face-to-face

missionary position is 20 bucks

plus whatever... $2.99?

Yes. Right.

Everything else is extra?

Yeah.

What's my credit card gonna

say... like, "jerk-off services"

or something like that?

No, it'll say "universal

communications, incorporated."

That's all?

That is all.

So, John...

We gonna party, you and me?

Hmm?

What do you look like?

John, I look terrific.

Take my word for it.

But we're gonna have to get the

formalities out of the way

before we can go any further, so

i am going to need your card number and the expiration date.

You know what?

- i think I'm gonna call back later.

I may not be here later.

I might be asleep, all alone in

my big bed with satin sheets.

Do you live alone?

I do.

Uh, it's just me... well, and

you, if you want to join me.

4-0-0-3-4...

7-6-7...

7-8-12...

how do you know this is a real number?

I put it in my mouth, and if

it gets hard, I know it's real.

- That's pretty funny!

This is your last chance,

sweetie... I have to hang up on

you if you don't give me the number.

- 4-0-3-4-7-1-0-3...

2-5-0-4-2-2-4-6.

Expiration...

what if it was already expired?

I'm counting to 3.

1, 2...

September 2015.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Now what?

Now, John...

We're in business.

So... Why don't you tell me what you like?

Hmm.

You know what I'd really like?

What's that?

Oh, boy. I don't know.

It's kind of weird.

Oh.

Come on, John.

Don't be shy.

Okay.

I'd like to be Gene Kelly in

"Singin' in the Rain."

Why'd you call this line,

John?

I mean, you know, you... you

can be Gene Kelly in

"Singin' in the Rain" without me.

Mm, yeah, but...

It's not as much fun.

Do you like girls, John?

Yeah!

What type?

Type?

Yeah.

You know what gets me?

What's that?

The way a woman looks at you.

Her eyes.

Take Jeanne Moreau in

"Jules and Jim."

You seen it?

Doesn't matter.

She has a whole history of...

Booze and cigarettes and bad

love affairs all in her eyes.

I mean, you get the feeling that

you could f*** her for three

days and nights straight, and

she wouldn't smile once.

Have you ever called a fantasy

sex line before, John?

No. I told you.

Well, you might want to save

your money, because this is a

line for guys who like to

get off.

I like to get off.

What makes you think I don't

like to get off?

Great! Then let's get off!

Okay!

Okay! What do you want to do?

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