Swearnet: The Movie Page #3
- How was the flight?
- It was wonderful!
- Good.
Yeah, first class, easy peesy,
lemon squeezy...
good, Stephan.
That's great, thank you.
So, guys,
This is quite a selection
you've got here for us today.
"Trans-Am handyman"
And "cooking 'n working out
with mama kunt". Wow.
We've got full seasons
mapped out for both of 'em.
We can start shooting
whenever you guys want.
Straight up, guys,
We can't do a show
on our network
With the word "c*nt"
in the title.
Sorry.
No it's c*nt-
It's c*nt with a "k".
It's still the word c*nt
though, Mike, isn't it?
What if we called her uh...
"mama krazy"?
Or how about
"mama kooky"?
'Cause her name
is mama kunt.
Not on our network
it's not.
Okay, well your network
is one letter away
From being c*nt anyway,
So what the f***'s
the difference?
That one letter makes
a big difference, Mike.
It's just the kind of word
That makes a lot of people
uncomfortable.
It does.
Have you ever been
to Australia or Ireland?
They call sandwiches
c*nts over there.
They do.
Like we said before, guys,
If you're willing to do
Another toned down version
of "trailer park boys",
Then our network
will certainly listen.
- We can't!
- We told you that.
The producers own the rights.
They don't wanna do it. Jesus!
It's not like it used to be,
guys.
Even if you were willing to do
more "trailer park boys",
The new cnt guidelines
Would restrict you
to two 'fucks', two 'c*cks',
And four 'shits'
per episode.
Well, why don't we cut back
on the shits maybe,
Add a couple more fucks,
you know,
And then everybody'll be happy.
Uh, it doesn't really
work like that.
This isn't the Halifax
swap shop.
- No, I'm sorry, guys.
- Cnt just isn't comfortable
Taking that kind of risk
right now.
Christ, so it's an unequivocal
"no" then?
Yes...
it's a no.
Unless you're willing
to compromise on content.
Well we don't feel like
we should have to.
That's the way we talk.
That's the way everybody
f***in' talks.
People swear!
No, it's not. Not really, no. I don't.
I just wanna know,
seriously,
Are you both f***in'
retarded?
Uh, excuse me?
There's no reason to get
angry here, Mike.
You know what?
F*** you guys!
F*** you both!
We don't f***in' need ya!
Oh gosh, Mike,
but you do.
F*** off, Stephan,
you condescending little f***.
I'll slap that f***in' prison
p*ssy right off your face!
Slap it off?
Hey, why don't you
just shave it off
You need to take a f***in'
big hydraulic suck
On my sh*t pipe,
f*** teeth!
- Wow.
- Okay, we're done here.
You obviously drunk
or stoned or both.
Can someone call
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