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shitblasters? Ah!

Jesus Christ, Smith,

what the f*** happened?!

Party got a little outta hand,

nothin' major, baby.

Did you forget about this

morning there, moose clit?

I'm f***in' 100 percent, boys,

ready to f***in' rock.

I thought you said you weren't

gonna have a crazy night.

It wasn't that crazy

of a f***in' night, man.

Mike! Mike!

We can't get the whiskey bottle

out of Patrick's ass

And he's freakin' out!

It's right up in his ass!

It's really f***in' up there.

We should really call

an ambulance.

No, we're not callin' any more

f***in' ambulances!

Jesus Christ!

Pat drove the f***ing

thing up there,

He can get it out himself!

I'm sorry.

No more ambulances,

my little tits out cookoo bird.

Ah, right on, Robbie boy!

F*** off, Smith.

Half the length,

twice the flavour,

Just like your cock.

Would you get

in the f***in' van?

We're late! Come on!

You've got serious,

serious f***in' problems.

Keep this party goin'!

Boys, I f***ed every

one of them.

What are you up to now, Smith,

30 nights in a row?

No f***in' idea, bud.

So pat's driving liquor bottles

up his ass again, is he?

Yeah, except he's upgraded

to 40-Ouncers now.

Man, you can't be crashin'

at pat's house forever.

One of you guys

is gonna f***in' die.

I don't have the money to afford

a f***in' place, fucktits,

Liquor's expensive, man.

I thought you were gonna

chill out for a bit?

I have!

F***, I was celebratin',

ya locked up god damn nerds,

You should try it sometime.

No, you should try taking

"Goin' to f***in' meet

the network

To find out what our fate is"

serious sometime.

And just so you know,

there's no guarantee

They're gonna green light

this sh*t, you drunk f***!

Are you f***in' kidding me?

We're f***in' icons, boys.

We did all their notes.

We kissed their f***in' asses!

You're f***ed.

Well, you better try

to sober up

And get your f***in' head

in the game for this meeting!

Okay, just so we're f***in'

clear here,

I know what's on the line,

boys.

I'm f***in' taking this

very seriously.

All right, man.

Hi, there, my name's David.

I don't wear pants

And I was thinkin' since

my cock's already out

Maybe you'd like to take

and little suck off?

Jesus Christ, Smith!

Your f***in' breath smells

like drunk Shamu

Just dumped a big whale load

in your mouth, man, f***!

Come on,

it's just a little tiny penis.

Why don't you finger

my little tight hole.

Get your f***in' hands off me,

Smith!

Finger my little hole!

Tongue my hole!

Smith, would you smarten

the f*** up

And get serious here, man?

- Expensive statue!

- Guys, marble.

Great to see you guys!

How you doin'?

- It's great to see you too.

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