Swearnet: The Movie

Synopsis: Fed up with being censored in their post-Trailer Park Boys lives, the out of work stars/world-renowned 'swearists', Mike Smith, Robb Wells and John Paul Tremblay decide to start their own uncensored network on the internet.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Warren P. Sonoda
Production: Dada Films
  1 win.
Rotten Tomatoes:
112 min

- Oh...

- Baby.

Thanks for lettin' me do this,

babe, you're fuckin' awesome.

Oh, are you sure you have

to go to that meeting,

'Cause I want this

inside of me right now.

Oh, Jesus,

you're makin' me hard.

- I fuckin' love you.

- Oh, I love you more.

Hey, that's not nice.

Okay, okay, okay,

I love you same then!

I need you to run

some errands.

You can pick up that paint

I ordered on your way home.

- Sure.

- Gotta go, bud.

- Let's move it!

- Gonna be late!

I love you?!

Sorry, I love you too.

- Give me those lips.

- Oh, the paint!

Dad's in the car, okay?

Oh, don't worry!

I'll take care of him!

F*ck, I love you!

Oh, it's so exciting!

The three boys on the TV again!

Oh my goodness!

I just wish Mike

wasn't involved.

He's such a fuckin' idiot.

What do you mean?

They're on the same team,


Didn't she just paint

the entire fuckin' house

Like a month ago?

Yup, she's bored with

the colours, man.

You know what

women are like.

No, man,

that's insane.

It was only 1200 bucks.

1200 bucks?!

Jesus Christ, man!

You're making that much money

selling half-Sized cigarettes?


Well, it'll keep her distracted

while we're racin' next week.

Yeah, thanks for fillin'

in for the old man, bud.

F*ck, man, of course.

Sorry again for making

your dad Jack himself off

And say he was gonna blow loads

all over your tits.

I didn't know it was

actually him inside.

Ah, it's cool, man.

I shoulda told ya.

Yeah, you should have.

Oh my f*ck!

Is that Smith gettin' loaded

into an ambulance?!

Nope, that's conforti.

I told you that was too much

you stupid f*ck splint!

- I can fly!

- I can fuckin' fly!

You can't fuckin' fly!

Call me later when

you come down.

It's gonna be a fuckin'

crazy one tonight, man.

What's up you pussy whipped

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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