Swamp Shark Page #2

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Hey, hey. What up?

Sorry, guys. We're closed.

Let's just get the beers

and head to the boat.

Well, if it's closed,

you're not working, then, right?

Um, I'm... i have to help

clean up.

That's too bad.

Maybe she can hang out

with us this weekend.

- Oh, that'd be nice, actually.

- Yeah.

I can't.

My sister would kill me.

Come on, man.

We're going to rent a boat

and go out to the lake

where the cops can't find us.

Does that sound like fun?

Well, my sister would kill me

and then stomp on my grave,

so...

Well, you know what?

If you survive, give my

boy scout a call right there.

Yeah, what's your name?

- Krystal.

- Krystal, nice.

Wear that. Wear that, okay?

Yeah.

Totally, dde.

Mm-hmm.

We'll see

how the gator shed does

with no gators.

Come to papa.

Come and get it.

Oh, shoot.

Gotcha. Gotcha.

Gotcha.

Hmm?

Ah!

Man.

It's a real mess, rach.

Tell me about it.

What the hell happened?

Gators are gone.

Gone? How?

Something ate them.

What could possibly eat

a gator?

What?

- Um...

- Don't.

Tell me what?

Looked like a... Shark.

shark.

Come on, rach.

Did you have

a little too much Tequila

after I left last night?

I know it sounds crazy,

but that is what I saw.

You saw a shark in the swamp.

Yes.

swamp shark.

Come on.

Go to hell.

You know, just 'cause

it isn't likely

doesn't mean it's impossible.

It is impossible.

Sharks live in salt water,

buddy.

Actually, not all sharks live

in salt water.

Medulla, pygmy, ragner.

And just 'cause a shark

is predominantly salt water

doesn't mean

it can't swim in fresh.

Bull sharks can live

up to three weeks in freshwater.

How do you know

all this stuff?

He's a genius.

Not really.

I just watch a lot of cable.

Oh, great.

We don't need your help,

sheriff.

Is that any way to greet

your future husband, Rachel?

You know my presence out here

isn't optional.

I got a report of a gunshot

fired at 5:
00 in the morning.

You know I got to check it out.

Mandling out here?

Sheriff!

What the heck is that?

Looks like Jackson came back

out here

for some kind of payback.

You want to tell me about it?

I... i don't know

what you're talking about.

I bet your brother does.

I've seen a lot

of crazy things down here.

I'm not saying it's impossible.

I'm going to need

to bring you in for questioning.

I ain't did nothing.

I'm not saying you did,

swampy.

Well, what's the charge?

He's not being charged yet.

I just got to get to the bottom

of what happened out here

last night.

I already told you

I ain't did nothing.

Hey, sheriff!

What the hell is that?

Oh, God.

I think it's Jackson.

Oh, hell, no.

What'd you do, chop him up

and feed him to your gators?

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