Survival of the Dead Page #2

No strangers, until now.

There's a stranger in our mist

Patrick O'Flynn.

and it's you ...

Lay down your hardware.

Now outside all of ya.

What's going to happen to him?

If he don't turn my way ...

... I'll have to shoot him.

Seamus.

He's my dad.

I need to be rid of him.

This island needs

to be rid of him.

You can put him on a boat.

Who's coming with me?

I've been with you

a long time, Captain.

So I'll stick.

That all?

We like it here, Patrick.

We think the best way of seeing

this through is here on Plum.

Come along, Janet.

I like it here too, Dad.

So you're leaving me now?

I'm not leaving.

You are.

If there wasn't any Muldoons

none of us would be leaving.

Why are zombies

good at oral sex?

Why zombies are good at oral

sex? I don't know.

Because they'll eat anything you

put in front of them.

Did you write that one?

Why don't Zombies eat politicians?

I don't know.

Professional courtesy.

- Garbage

- I think it's funny.

I haven't been able to

get a signal for days.

so there.

I'm telling you man all the

wrong people are dying.

Seems like all we

got left is a**holes.

Deadheads.

Their calling them Deadheads now.

The whole world is

going f***ing mental.

Hi, mamacita.

Cut that out will ya,

you're turning me on.

I'd let you lick me Franny

but guys just don't know how.

You give me 5 minutes

I'll change your life forever.

I don't have 5 minutes amigo

nobody does these days.

That's too bad.

No what's too bad is there is

not another b*tch in this litter.

Still generating power

but nobody is around.

Turn that thing off.

It's funny.

Turn it off now.

I hear something.

That ain't far off, come on.

Hey look at this.

Maybe there's money inside.

Money don't mean sh*t anymore.

Money will always

be money, my friend.

If you have a lot of money

at the end of the world

you can buy yourself a nice

condominium in heaven huh.

Ring around the Rosie.

Come in on four sides

and once we're there

make some noise.

- Move out.

- Let's go check it out.

- I thought she had ya.

- I thought so too.

I thought I was dead.

- I nailed her ass didn't I?

- Sure enough did.

Who was she your momma?

Sh*t.

How many you out there?

Youre out numbered

and out gunned Holmes.

Set that iron down.

You'se gonna have to make me

set it down there mandrake.

Oh, crap.

Is there anyone else inclinded

to point a gun at me?

That's good.

Cause I don't like shooting

people I don't know.

Well, maybe we should

get to know each other.

Who the hell would

want to get to know you?

- Two.

- Even I can count better than that.

- Three.

- Three is company, senor.

Four. Is a crowd.

Oh, crap.

What the hell's that?

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