Surf School

Synopsis: A rag-tag bunch of seniors, complete outsiders at their surf-crazed Laguna Beach High School, decide to crash the biggest team surf contest. In order to prevail, however, they must do one important thing...learn to surf! We're taking your classic Cinderella story into the world of surfing, complete with hi-jinx and the aesthetic beauty of surf mecca Costa Rica, our spectacular set location.
Genre: Comedy, Sport
Director(s): Joel Silverman
Production: LionsGate Entertainment
87 min

to search my bag, do you?

Uh, yeah. I heard there's this Costa Rican

Halloween holiday, so...

My dentist recommended that.

I have a... underbite.

Mommy, what's that?

Ah... ah, honey, that's just a toy.

Can I get a toy like that?

You can borrow mine.

Wow. I just saw

my first real monkey. Look.

Larry, forget about the real monkeys.

You're here to get that monkey

off your back, all right?

The only word I want to hear

out of your mouth is "beaver," got it?

Let's go. Come on.

Man, it's hot.

Rock and roll.

Hey, Taz, do you want any sunscreen?

No way, man.

I want to burn!

Mother says the tropical sun

can be very dangerous.

Man! I feel like myself again

getting out there!

Whoo! Let's go to the beach.

You know what time it is?

You seen my Ritalin?

Let's go.

What are we waiting on?

What do you guys want to do?

Come on.

Let's go to the beach.

Rock and roll.

Larry, you, uh, missed a few spots.



It's like a brother's buffet.

Oh. Oh, yeah.


I'll have the pink.

I'll take the blue.

Oh. Oh, I could write a song

about that thong.


Hold the phone.

Check, please.

I'll take those three to go.

From what I saw on the Internet,

this place is off the hook.

Larry, there are a ton of monkeys.

Don't even get me started on the chicks.

Okay, guys, just stay calm.

I'm sure there's an explanation.

Look, man, I got your explanation.

See, she got, like, three booties

mashed into one.


That's right, cowards.

Be afraid.

Try to even undress her with your eyes,

and I will cut you

like Siberian seal, alive.

Okay. Take it easy, Tarzan.

- Undress who?

- Who?

Don't mock me, jocko.

We both know the object

of your teenage lust.


My little babushka.

Here, kitty cat.

Come on, my little kitty cat.

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Joel Silverman

Joel Silverman (born December 21, 1958) is a Hollywood animal trainer who hosted Good Dog U on Animal Planet from 1999-2009. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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