Surf School Page #3
Lopsided Lipschitz, yeah.
Yeah, she was cool.
She gave me my first D-minus.
My mom had that on the fridge
for, like, months.
Oh. Kids.
Nice to start up close and personal.
I'm Tilly Jones.
And I'm Boris Ilnayitch Jones.
And I am the eternally stiff
lover of this woman.
Look at you, honey.
Look how nice you look
in this light, huh?
Why do you look so nice
in the light, huh?
Sugarbuns.
I may never get another boner again.
Aw, that's just wrong.
That's it! Who's my champion?
Who's my champion?
Children in the room.
It's so hard for me
because I like the girl.
Larry! Larry!
Beaver alert.
Check it out, Larry.
Hola, senorita.
Thank you, Veronique.
don't shave, but...
So, what brings you kids
to the commune?
It's kind of our senior trip.
Only, the other seniors
don't really want us here.
All right.
Taking it to the man.
Yeah.
Well, here at the commune,
we take a personal interest
in our guests.
We believe the spirit of the Sixties
should... live on.
Right on.
Let's see how much you kids really do
need to learn, hmm?
Oh, my skirt's a little... short.
Who is this?
That's the dude
from the first Batman.
Yeah, that's that guy,
that old dude
that's got courtside tickets
to all the Lakers games.
Ding, ding, ding.
That would be wrong. Okay.
No, this, sweetie,
is not Jack Nicholson.
Does Richard Nixon ring a bell?
He was the first President to resign.
It was over Watergate.
Nixon was a symbol of everything
that was wrong with
America in the Sixties.
Flashing peace symbols to the crowd
third-world countries?
Yeah.
So you are the virgin boy.
Uh... yeah.
You are sacred in our culture.
It is the highest honor for a woman
to be the first with a virgin boy.
Wow. Okay.
Oh, hi, Veronique.
Can't you find a tree to swing from?
I'll see you later, virgin boy.
Thanks, Veronique.
I don't know if you understand English,
but you were in my dreams.
Supposed to be
a state-of-the-art facility.
Nah, man, this look like
the ghetto side of the beach.
This is surf school?
I don't see any desks
or pencil sharpeners.
And where's our teacher?
Aw, man, somebody's wasted him.
No, he's just smashed.
That's it, little dolphin.
Back it up.
Back that blowhole up.
Dirty blowhole.
Whoa, whoa. Free Willy.
Free Willy!
Hey, Rip! Rip!
Rip! Rip! Wake up!
Hey. Hey.
It's the guys form Laguna, you know?
The ones that sent you the deposit.
Ah. Groovy, man. I can...
I can dig it.
Uh... Iook.
I don't know what you're, ah...
your mothers told you, but, uh...
I can explain the, uh,
child welfare payments.
We're not your kids!
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