Support Your Local Sheriff! Page #3
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- 1969
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I don't care what it shows. As mayor,
it's my responsibility to hire us a sheriff
that's not only got qualifications
but ain't gonna get killed
the first time he sticks
his nose out of the door.
There you go.
- What's your point?
- Just an exhibition of marksmanship.
- The bullet went through the hole.
- Maybe it did, maybe it didn't.
- Oh, it did. Take my word for it.
- I'd like to take your word but...
Would you mind doing it again,
Mr McCullough?
- You want me to do it again?
- If you don't mind.
- Well, I already shot one hole in your roof.
- That's all right.
I hope you didn't take offence
at nothing I said earlier, sir.
No. Gentlemen,
just to keep the record straight, now.
$150 a month
and the room and board is fine.
But I've got to do my prospecting.
I'm on my way to Australia.
You just name your terms, mister.
We'll rush to meet 'em.
Fine, as long as everything is straight.
Is there some kind of badge with this job?
Oh, you bet there is.
- I'm afraid it's a little bent up.
- That saved the life of whoever wore it.
It would have if it wasn't for all them
other bullets flyin' in from everywhere.
Gentlemen.
- Do we have a jail here?
- Do we have a jail?
A brand-new one with two cells that
the whole community built last month.
Even the dance-hall girls showed up,
made sandwiches and carried on.
It was designed
to be practically escape-proof.
to throw a couple of people in it.
- There's one thing. It's got everything.
- Even a new stove with a coffee pot.
The only thing it hasn't got
is iron bars for the cells.
You're kiddin'.
We had to send away for 'em
and they ain't arrove yet.
It's got glass windows and brooms
and kerosene lamps. You name it.
- Just no bars for the cells.
- Right.
- Well, all right, I'll think of something.
- You ain't wanted for anything anywhere?
Not that it matters. We understand
how them little things can happen.
No, I'm not wanted for anything anywhere.
You realise the chance you was taking
asking him that?
He might have took offence.
I'm the mayor and I got responsibilities.
The question had to be asked.
Mr Mayor, if I could get
a few men on this pump over here,
I think we could stop this thing.
Sure thing, Sheriff. Give us a hand, men.
All right, men. Let her go.
A little more.
Break it up.
OK, cut it.
- What are you tryin' to do?
- Stoppin' a fight.
- Who are you?
- I'm the new sheriff.
Oh, we got a new sheriff.
Let's see if he scares
as easy as the last sheriff.
I want all you people to quit disturbing
the peace and clean up this mess.
Yes, sir. Anything else?
- You got a name?
- Jake.
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