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and you are glue...

and everything that you say to me

bounces off of me and sticks to you?

So put that in your

back pocket. Okay.

And then l saw the one

who I wanted to kiss.

[Boy]

Sam, what's up? Hey, Greg.

- Dig the sneaks.

- Thanks.

Debbie, shaved your legs.

- Hey, Tom, sorry your dad's dead.

- [Mary] It was him.

Sky Corrigan.

The best guy dancer

in the school.

"Don't

Don't stop it"

- I call this one The Pepper Mill.

-"Don't stop, don't stop it"

Enjoy.

"Don't, don't, don't

Don't stop it"

Uh-oh. Is that the prettiest girl

in all of St. Monica's ?

All signs point to "yes."

[Sky] I bet you put that

cherry lip gloss on just for me.

- Shut up.

- You shut up.

- No, you shut up.

- Make me shut up.

Okay.

[Sky]

I like sugar.

Sugar is sweet.

I had a really good time

on our date last night. Did you ?

I wore this kiwi lime lip gloss

just for you.

You like it ? Huh ?

You like kiwi ?

Shut up.

You shut up.

'Cause you're sexy.

Shh. Shh.

I'm gonna spank you.

You wanna be spanked ?

Huh? You want me

to spank your booty ?

I'll spank it. I'll spank it.

I'll spank you.

Shh, shh, shh, shh.

Oh, God.

Oh, my body.

[ Clears Throat ]

Sorry. Sorry.

I was--

I was just-- I was just doing

my part to save the rain forest.

Sorry.

Mary, you're a special girl,

so special that we're going

to put you in special ed.

What are you doing

with your hands ?

Sometimes when I get nervous,

I stick my fingers under my arms...

and I smell them like that.

[ Inhaling ]

The universe.

How does it work ?

The Earth circles

around the sun.

Mary, welcome to special ed.

- My name is...

- Helen Lewengrub.

Is that all you got ?

She was center for

the girl's basketball team.

She was a lean,

mean fighting machine.

Do you have a best friend ?

You wanna be my best friend ?

Maybe. I have to be

really honest with you.

Your intense energy is making me

feel a little bit bombarded.

Sorry. Totally.

When I call your name,

just say "here, "hmm?Hmm?Hmm?

- Howard Feinstein? Hmm?

- Yo! Present.

Howard thinks all the girls

in school wanna sleep with him.

And the boys too.

You wanna quit

looking at me, fruity.

I don't play butt darts, okay ?

I love the ladies.

- Owen Flanagan ?

- Here. Here. Here. Here. Here.

Owen has

obsessive-compulsive disorder.

He says everything,

like,five times.

- Maria Ganitisis?

- Here.

But, uh, the devil

speaks for me, obviously.

[Father]

Ah.

- Thomas Smith?

- Here.

But I don't know where here is, man,

'cause I'm so wasted, man.

Thomas, stop pretending

that you're high on drugs.

It is a sin to even pretend

that you're-- you're-- you're baked.

He's too scared

to actually take drugs.

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