Supernatural Activity Page #2

But if I did, I'd create a new

event in the Olympics.

It's called praying.

Everybody wins.

Everybody gets on their knees.

They all get a medal.

Either gold, frankincense,

or murr.

But everybody's a winner.

I love you, America.

Next question. Come on.

This is fun. This is good.

- I like this.

- Alright.

So what got you into the whole

paranormal thing?

Well... My mom's a psychic.

So I guess I got my swindling

genes from her.

Oh. I'm an accountant.

And my dad, you know.

He... He passed away

when I was three.

So...

Well... He don't care none

about the paranormal.

It's magic.

I mean, this little prick

started from day one.

When he was nine or ten, we

bought him one of those kits.

And he just went berserk.

The wife thought, "hey. it'd

just be a phase. right?"

First year of middle school,

he starts levitating and sh*t.

Then we knew... He

had a big problem.

Oh my god.

He levitating. He levitating!

Girl, he floating. He floating.

Tuck. Tuck.

Come on, man.

I'm going to show you where

the real magic happens.

Babe!

Hey babe.

Oh yeah.

Our relationship is somewhat

of a really big secret.

Why keep it a secret?

Because the producers want to

keep our pervert fan base happy.

And the thing with pervert fan

bases,

is they like knowing you're

single.

Even though they're never going

to meet you.

They like thinking that if

they did,

that they could hook up with

you if they wanted.

So where did you guys meet?

Strip club.

Yeah. She was making about...

About a hundred grand a year.

Putting herself through college.

You know, so she could get a job

that would start her out

at about forty grand a year.

I was a lot different back then.

Do you even really like her?

- What who? Blair?

- Yeah.

Why would you ask something

like that?

I mean, look, you know.

She's a stripper.

Once a stripper, always a

stripper. Right?

Between you and me, man. Why

don't you just level with me.

Why don't you just shut up right

now, man?

Don't judge her, alright?

You don't know sh*t about her.

Hey. Look around you.

The world's a zoo.

When you find the right one,

you've got to mount that.

Let me tell you something.

You see this?

That's how much I like her.

Right there.

Wow! You're going to propose.

Yeah.

I don't know how I'm going

to do it yet.

But I think it's going to be

very public.

So I'm sure she'll have to

say yes.

Supernatural Activity

Headquarters

It goes by many names.

I just call it "the office".

Because, well, it's an office.

Hey Jim.

- Ryan.

- Dwight.

Temp.

Okay.

For the finale.

Now it's just a season finale.

My team doesn't know it's really

going to be the finale-finale.

I've got the perfect place

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