Superhero Movie Page #3

Synopsis: Orphaned high school student Rick Riker is bitten by a radioactive dragonfly, develops super powers (except for the ability to fly), and becomes a hero.
Genre: Action, Comedy
Director(s): Craig Mazin
Production: The Weinstein Company/Dimension Films
  1 win.
 
IMDB:
4.5
Metacritic:
33
Rotten Tomatoes:
17%
PG-13
Year:
2008
75 min
$25,815,447
Website
3,488 Views


Can I get a what what?

Holla.

I've got a stiff pole

for your sweet hole.

Anyone? Anyone?

Pussies.

Dr. Hawking,

I am such a fan.

I'd love to show you

my project on supernovas.

You have an incredible ass...

...stromony career

ahead of you.

Wait, where's Saturn?

I'd hate to lose

my father's bowling ball.

There it is.

Great reflexes.

You have

very manly hands.

So do you.

I'm gonna go find a spot

for my project.

Yeah, okay.

Watch where you're going

in slo-mo, dipshit.

- Pfft.

- Yeah.

Go to her, stupid.

Tell her how you feel.

Yow.

Any day.

Uh... he did it.

Ow!

- I'm gonna kill you.

- Get him, Lance!

- Lance, stop it.

- Kick his ass, Lance!

Fight fight fight!

- Let's see what you got.

- F***ing break him!

Whoa!

Oh!

Damn!

Ooh!

Get off!

Get... get off me!

Yah!

Ow. Ow. Ow.

Sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t.

# Oh no, you didn't, didn't #

- # Oh no, you didn't #

- # Oh yes, we did #

# Oh no, you didn't, didn't,

Oh no, you didn't #

- # Oh yeah, we did #

- # Oh no, you didn't, didn't #

- # Oh no, you didn't #

- # Oh yes, we did. #

Stop! Stop! Hey!

Get out of the way!

No brakes!

Get out of the way!

Ma'am, look out!

Are you okay?

- How did you...

- I can't believe it.

- You just saved that old lady's life.

- Amazing.

l... I guess.

If I hadn't pushed her out of the way,

she would've die... ah!

You should be really proud of yourself.

You're some kind of hero.

If you could excuse me.

There we go. Awfully nice of you

to help me out here, Trey.

Oh, no problem.

I'm waiting on Rick, anyway, so...

Ooh.

My God.

How did you do that?

Uh, it's easier

than it looks.

No, I don't think so.

Why don't you tell me

what's going on?

All right. Well,

there is something, okay?

But you have to

keep it a secret.

I think I have...

superpowers.

I find that

hard to believe.

All right, all right,

how about this?

Go ahead and throw

as many punches as you want.

I bet you 100 bucks

you don't land one.

Easy money.

What else can you do?

I don't know.

l... I was bitten by a dragonfly.

Well, some dragonflies

have armored skin.

I wonder if my skin is...

Well, good thing

that worked.

So you do have

superpowers.

We could be a team!

We gonna

get fame, money...

- Don't forget the b*tches.

- There's not gonna be fame

and there's not

gonna be b*tches, okay?

I didn't ask for any of this.

I just wanna be like everybody else.

That isn't what

your parents wanted for you.

You're not my father.

But I love you

like your father did.

I believe in you

like your father did.

I had sex with your mother just

like your father did.

Huh. You'll never

understand me.

Never.

That isn't what

your parents wanted for you.

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Craig Mazin

Craig Mazin (born April 8, 1971) is an American screenwriter and film director. He is known for writing Identity Thief, The Hangover Part II, The Hangover Part III, and The Huntsman: Winter's War. He is currently working on a five-part miniseries for HBO and Sky based on the Chernobyl disaster. Mazin co-hosts the Scriptnotes podcast alongside fellow screenwriter John August. more…

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