Supercon Page #3

Synopsis: A rag-tag group of former TV stars and comic book artists, who make their living working at conventions, decide to steal the loot from a crooked promoter and an overbearing former TV icon.
Genre: Action, Comedy
Director(s): Zak Knutson
Production: Archstone Distribution
 
IMDB:
3.7
Metacritic:
9
Rotten Tomatoes:
17%
R
Year:
2018
100 min
51 Views


- Can I get that In a to-go cup?

- Jack and Coke, please.

And can he get a thong

and a scrunchie

and maybe a Tampax

with that too?

This is Rocky.

We went to Michigan together.

Now we're just f***ing.

You're not a personal trainer,

are you?

He's a DJ. He's spinning

the rave tonight.

KEITH:
When he comes,

does soy sauce come out?

Green or red? The low sodium

or the regular sodium?

Keith.

They call me Pharaoh.

What do they call you?

- Pharaoh.

- Oh.

I thought you were

saying, "Herro."

I should take off, Al,

get my sh*t together.

Yeah, they're animals.

(KISS)

MATT:
I'm a DJ too.

- He works out.

- I work out.

Yeah, but he's supposed

to be working out math.

He's dehydrated.

He's lost a lot of fluids.

He is pretty big though.

Yeah. He's huge in Japan.

Hey, three inches is big

in Japan.

Yeah, so you're like

average there.

Does he go down on you

with chopsticks?

You ever go down on him and

you're hungry half an hour later?

He was big though.

- Wait a minute.

- What?

What time is

your Classic TV panel?

Um, at...

Oh, f***-me-o'clock.

I'll drink it.

(SLURPING)

- You got this.

- Now you're ready.

- (GLASSES CLING)

- Bye.

Tell King he sucks.

(BURPS)

(ACTION MUSIC PLAYING)

(SQUEALS)

(LAUGHTER)

ANNOUNCER:
Downtown Crime.

Starring Brock Hutchinson

as Detective Mitch Sipes.

(LAUGHTER)

I look like

one of the Village People.

I'm gonna tell you

the true story here right now.

Brock, being the guy

that he is,

he gave a bit of encouragement

to a young Tom Selleck.

He said, "Now this is

between you and me."

You're out of breath?

The bar is next door.

- Don't judge me.

- Mm-hmm.

What did I miss?

Just your dignity,

sweetheart.

"Tom, why don't you go on home,

grow yourself a mustache,

and then try it again."

Let's bring out the star

of Downtown Crime,

ladies and gentlemen,

Brock Hutchinson!

Come on out, Brock.

Come on out!

I came out years ago!

(CHEERING)

Hello, Westwego.

(LAUGHTER)

When you get the clap

from you guys,

- I think you really mean it.

- (LAUGHTER)

I don't wanna leave you out here

all by yourself there, Brock.

Our next guest, everyone's

favorite ball cancer kid.

(LAUGHTER)

F*** me.

- (SMACK)

- Ooh!

You've been a bad Hadji.

That's gonna leave a mark.

(LAUGHS)

You see here, little fella,

down here in Texas,

we take care of our own.

Speaking of which,

you feeling okay?

Go ahead, Hadji.

We're all friends here.

It's okay to talk about,

Judge Glover.

Tex told me I have

testicular cancer.

- (LAUGHS)

- Oh, Hadji!

(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)

All right,

from Tex Johnson, US Marshal,

it's that crazy

go-kart-driving Hadji,

Keith Mahar!

(LIGHT APPLAUSE)

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Zak Knutson

Zak Knutson (born January 4, 1974 in Detroit, Michigan) is a director, producer, writer, and actor. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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