Supercon Page #3
- R
- Year:
- 2018
- 100 min
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- Can I get that In a to-go cup?
- Jack and Coke, please.
And can he get a thong
and a scrunchie
and maybe a Tampax
with that too?
This is Rocky.
We went to Michigan together.
Now we're just f***ing.
You're not a personal trainer,
are you?
He's a DJ. He's spinning
the rave tonight.
KEITH:
When he comes,does soy sauce come out?
Green or red? The low sodium
or the regular sodium?
Keith.
They call me Pharaoh.
What do they call you?
- Pharaoh.
- Oh.
I thought you were
saying, "Herro."
I should take off, Al,
get my sh*t together.
Yeah, they're animals.
(KISS)
MATT:
I'm a DJ too.- He works out.
- I work out.
Yeah, but he's supposed
to be working out math.
He's dehydrated.
He's lost a lot of fluids.
He is pretty big though.
Yeah. He's huge in Japan.
in Japan.
Yeah, so you're like
average there.
Does he go down on you
with chopsticks?
You ever go down on him and
you're hungry half an hour later?
He was big though.
- Wait a minute.
- What?
What time is
Um, at...
Oh, f***-me-o'clock.
I'll drink it.
(SLURPING)
- You got this.
- Now you're ready.
- (GLASSES CLING)
- Bye.
Tell King he sucks.
(BURPS)
(ACTION MUSIC PLAYING)
(SQUEALS)
(LAUGHTER)
ANNOUNCER:
Downtown Crime.Starring Brock Hutchinson
(LAUGHTER)
I look like
one of the Village People.
I'm gonna tell you
the true story here right now.
Brock, being the guy
that he is,
he gave a bit of encouragement
to a young Tom Selleck.
He said, "Now this is
between you and me."
You're out of breath?
The bar is next door.
- Don't judge me.
- Mm-hmm.
What did I miss?
Just your dignity,
sweetheart.
"Tom, why don't you go on home,
grow yourself a mustache,
and then try it again."
Let's bring out the star
of Downtown Crime,
ladies and gentlemen,
Brock Hutchinson!
Come on out, Brock.
Come on out!
I came out years ago!
(CHEERING)
Hello, Westwego.
(LAUGHTER)
When you get the clap
from you guys,
- (LAUGHTER)
I don't wanna leave you out here
all by yourself there, Brock.
Our next guest, everyone's
favorite ball cancer kid.
(LAUGHTER)
F*** me.
- (SMACK)
- Ooh!
You've been a bad Hadji.
(LAUGHS)
You see here, little fella,
down here in Texas,
we take care of our own.
Speaking of which,
you feeling okay?
Go ahead, Hadji.
We're all friends here.
It's okay to talk about,
Judge Glover.
Tex told me I have
testicular cancer.
- (LAUGHS)
- Oh, Hadji!
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
All right,
from Tex Johnson, US Marshal,
it's that crazy
go-kart-driving Hadji,
Keith Mahar!
(LIGHT APPLAUSE)
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